kurt codeine 🍉

fuck that nazi bitch coco chanel

[kurt codeine 🍉 @SherCrow_]

25 years old and strategizing my wordle guesses for optimal results. i used to do coke

[kurt codeine 🍉 @SherCrow_]

god gives his most “my flight is cancelled bc a PLANE CRASHED AT MY LOCAL AIRPORT and i don’t know what to do because i’ve never travelled alone” to his most agoraphobic soldiers

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

audiences have spoken!!!! let robert eggers do whatever he wants!!!!

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

I saw a dry January tip list that suggested you avoid friends who want to go to bar. as a non drinker can I weigh in and say that actually going to a bar, ordering a basket of fries with a soda feels like going to the moon and seeing god there

[syd @sowhatfaist]

oh i’m sure 😭

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Some of y’all have such a hard time in marriage because you are gay and i’m not talking to the men.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

SPOTIFY WRAPPED DROPPED ⬇️

[⋆˚࿔ sagé 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @sagethetaurus__]

Not a single man I’ve encountered has been smarter than me

[0live 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇺 🐇🐈🦌 @0liviaolive]

i hold extremist political views such as "people should have their basic needs met" and "war crimes are bad" and "we should not accelerate the apocalypse for the profits of a few oil companies"

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i dont think im allowed to have an opinion on this because i dont know anything abt boxing but i hope mike tyson kills that blonde youtuber

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

we are also a meth lab but a far less profitable one

[Ł å ū r å @sp00kybinch]

thinking about the time i told a male friend that one of the major themes in bojack is his mistreatment of women and the response was “well not really, he mistreats everybody”

[kurt codeine 🍉 @SherCrow_]

made my bf watch challengers and he was so mad i wasted his time because he “thought mike faist and the rat looking one were gonna end up together”

[kurt codeine 🍉 @SherCrow_]

also life is pretty cool!

[kurt codeine 🍉 @SherCrow_]

i found out liam died because my MOTHER called me on some “they hit the fuckin pentagon” type shit the second it hit the news