Dylan

I lied my dad never said that at all

[Dylan @Sherif7101]

What the hell is this ad man

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@notdiggitydog More than u know…

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My favourite animal is the house hippo

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After doing extensive research (watching the World Cup) I can conclude that soccer players are just not very good at what they do! I will be taking no further questions

[Dylan @Sherif7101]

@notdiggitydog When the uhhh uhh when the when when the

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Crazy when I listen to a song on YouTube and the comments are just people talking about their family dying in the saddest ways possible. Like damn I’m sorry but also I feel there are better places to discuss this than Donkey Kong Country 2 Stickerbrush Symphony 10 hours extended

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@davvy_duck I knew you’d come around old chum

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Italian accountant: I cooka da books

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Bjork: I have a recurring dream

Me: ok

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Seeing a uni student walk around with transition lenses is crazy

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@notdiggitydog “endulge” clearly this shmuck didn’t proofread their message. Personally I wouldn’t even play halo wars with this clown 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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When BallSuckler12 pulls off the impossible Dookie Slide and gets a new world record by 13 frames

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Yeah you could say I’m a businessman

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Bitches be like "this summer better be a movie" yea and that movie is called Great Mighty Oak and I'm gonna be lying underneath a Great Mighty Oak the whole summer long

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@davvy_duck

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Also Turning Red is pretty awesome because Mei says "Alberta Saskatchewan Manitoba" and you go "omg the prairies"

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So apparently twitter has this fucking epic feature where if they find out you were under 13 when making your account they lock you out until you send your government id to them lol

[Dylan @Sherif7101]

Also they take away your profile picture because fuck you

[Dylan @Sherif7101]

@Fortune9Pyro Not putting Tenten in god tier uhhh kinda weird??