Sheriff David Hopper (Parody)

#RP Parody #Gritty #Realistic 6 1/2 in. #Detailed Former Military; Pervert; PTSD; Looking for my Eleven

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@abenormalagain “It can do that?” Now having second thoughts.

[💜🧁 𝓝𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓸𝓵ü𝓵 🐰💙 @Neekolul_RP]

@SheriffDav1d "𝑀𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑑𝑎..."

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@Neekolul_RP “Ohh don’t fret. We don’t have to involve ICE yet, just come by my office. I’m sure we can work this all out.”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@maddiezee_p @MrEllisJames “Unnatural.”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@parkerslegacy Waves

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@MayorMilf_ “Me?”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@Lizzy_Olsen_ “Call if you need any help; currently busy in front of my PC, but I’ll totally be there if there’s a crime or a POC.”

Lotion and a box of tissues are within his reach.

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@Neekolul_RP “Ain’t you a little cutie beaner. Well someone better lock you down before you get all hopped up on them tortillas.”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@abenormalagain Making a face, followed by an annoyed grunt.

“Listen I don’t have time for our usual jocular banter today; wanna watch me roust the local prosties? Get a free blowie?”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@abenormalagain “H-how did you know? Is mind reading one of your ‘powers’?”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@abenormalagain Severely out of breath; red faced and clutching his chest, sweat rolling off him.

“J-John…” wheeze. “What the heck.” Wheeze. “Man, I almost died.”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@abenormalagain “Chill, wasn’t even my blood to begin with.

Let’s see…hefty sumabitch; yeah locked up tighter than a choir girl’s snatch.

What would Abdul Alhazred do…”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@abenormalagain “How do you think it’ll react to a drop of blood?”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

@RP_Kiki_ “I already did, but I have a low refractory period, so I’ll be ready to go again in a bit.”

[Sheriff David Hopper (Parody) @SheriffDav1d]

Ideal male peak body

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