John Hoffman

Sheriff of the town. 38 yrs old.

#parodytwt #spookymonth

[■■■■ News Station @SpookNews52]

JUST IN !

Our mayor warns the townspeople to not go into the forest due to the incidents and missing cases, a lot of people start going despite the warnings coming from the law and commander. And it seems as they're still working on finding missing people. Stay safe!

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // GUYS LET MY JOHN CATCH A BREAK I WANNA HAVE FUN I WANNA MAKE HIM GO DRINKING I WANNA MAKE HIM GO FISHING I WANNA MAKE HIM GO TO A COOKOUT I WANT HIM TO GO ON DATES GUYS PLEAASE 😭😭STOP GOING MISSING

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // ABSOLUTELY IT CAN!! It just gets awkward when people start commenting on how I keep deleting my replies tho I rlly gotta work on that.. 😭😭I get how they feel

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // YUS!! I wanna help my friend get used to roleplaying a lot of my friends tend to get rlly socially awkward so they don't interact with a lot of people besides me and themselves so this would be a fun start😭hopefully people stop going missint

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // lowk I gotta set up an event where Lila and john go drinking at some point WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE OF MISSING PEOPLE END /SILLY

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // I'M CRYING hes never going to fish with his nephews 😭😭😭😭

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

gimme da appl

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

// probably John and Aspen in a few hours

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // LMAOO yep John you passed out for 2 days and you being at the hospital for more than 2 days is your break chop chop now

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // 1000 PAPERWORK.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // hes literally asked his boss who overworks him if hes doing okay and he asked the receptionist who literally emotionally abuses him if shes okay 😭😭😭😭

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // John just wants to fishing with his family and finally be at cookouts when can he catch a break 🥹🥹

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // LMAOOOO save your friends and risk having a 1 million debt or BE SMART AND WAIT FOR THE LAW 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

Dont try to be a hero, stay in your place and let the law take care of this.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

At this point if you're just gonna go into the forest despite the warnings I'm not going to fucking save you, sorry. Too bad. Dont care. Have fun.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // LMAOOOOO they think they're all so high and mighty trying to find their friends 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I challenge you to a fuck off

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // NO LITERALLY I MIGHT AS WELL JOIN JACK 😭😭😭😭I'm gonna save like ONE person and not save the other guy who goes without listening they can deal with it /silly

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // actually wait no this has been everyone to Jack I'm CEYING

[John Hoffman @SheriffJHoffman]

@NarciG_Evermore // LMAO this is everyone to me :(((I'm trying.... :((((