Joe A.

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[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@Jim_Moran Me too! Ava and I watch their cooking shows together.

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

Pei Wei always gave me heartburn. There, I said it.

[Roger Ebert @ebertchicago]

Scarlett Johansson's dress examined for see-thru by fashionazis who draw software circles like an NFL play-by-play analyst. Or a horny kid.

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@SheriffJoe_D @PHXStreetFood I know a lady with a prototype, we're looking into beta testing in April.

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@PHXStreetFood What if there was a solar cooker that could circumvent the PHX laws about mobile food prep?

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@AlessiPhoenix I love your store!

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@tdhurst @mobody Don't mess with a momma grizzly. You should be worried about ARS 13-2921

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@SheriffJoe_D @neilhimself oops...forgot the link...http://tinyurl.com/4paayqs #strokeshappen

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@neilhimself Did I cite this correctly? Kinda new to this juorno-bear thing. #pricklypear27

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

need an attorney and notary atat...call me at 6232043233

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@BarackObama @AmandaVega @fablor can @neilhimself pull some strings for a phx lady with cancer: http://tinyurl.com/5rkufpe #itgetsbetter

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

if @realsheriffjoe wants to do the interview, we'll hold off on the neurosurgeon and @ChowBellaPHX will do notes, pics , file story

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

I'm chekcing into the ER at MAyo on 56th St. tonight once I get will notarized Any Deps welcome to guard against crazies...

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@beemomma If they shave my head for surgery, adam wi;ll have rubber bands, you take the hair to albert for a wig, col?

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@tdhurst 4chan can deal with you now. I'm done being nice.

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

Just signed up for the Celebrate The Macallan Scotch tasting on 2/15 Talking Stick Resort. www.CelebrateTheMacallan.com

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@fablor I think you'd be very popular here: http://www.ovff.org/

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

@scottsdaleaz I can get you at cost printing in exchange for allying your self with GPGLCC and 1in10 skype name adam5756

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

What a night, busted a dui bail jumper and a dead beat dad...I love this job.

[Joe A. @SheriffJoe_D]

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