GALADIMA

Future M.D. in the making 🩺💊👨‍⚕️
|Football is my super power|pacifist|#LFC|#FCB|

[Scott Wessman @scottew]

Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.

[- @MusialaEra]

PSG aren‘t the best, they just wait until everyone has tired legs. For example, they lost to Arsenal & Bayern in the group stages because the conditions were similar. They beat them later because Dembele & co sat on 1500 min while Olise Saliba played 4000 min. That‘s the secret

[Italo @italo_sev]

El Messi de 39 es mejor que el Bellingham de 23. Lo vió todo el mundo hace un par de meses.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

When you find your infinite money glitch, be ruthless in stacking up that money.

It’s not as infinite as you think.

[Vito Calise @Vitocalise]

I caught my first foul ball at 31 years old and a parent sent their kid back 10 rows to ask me for it. I straight up said no I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.

[Lhzr @Lhzzr]

people pay $150,000 per night to park their yacht in Monaco.

[Not Mr Quan. Just Posted The Image 🙏🏽 @UncleZubs]

Until death, all defeat is psychological

[Najib Adamu Usman, Esq. @NajeebAdamu1]

Called my client. His wife picked up and said he went to see his lawyer. Now I just need to figure out who's getting cheated on here, me or her.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

To check man phone na normal thing but to check pikin DNA na breach of trust

[VJR🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Emil0kan]

Bro I de alone and I still de tiff kpomo from my own soup

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Esto podría pasar perfectamente en un capítulo de Mr. Bean 😭

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

World Cup most watched match is about 2.7 billion global audience (viewers), which was between Argentina vs Carpe Verde. The 2022 World Cup final was also the most watched in football history before now. And presently Messi's farewell friendly game alone had over 3.1 billion viewers. The most-watched in sports history. Both has one reason, Messi. He is Him.

[Masuhd @masuhd_]

Betting twitter coming back from international break

[Bamzzy @Bamzzy7g]

African pastors after realizing our Parents were the last generation to buy them cars

[Richard Moreland @rhmoreland]

Can someone explain to me how a drunk female is not responsible for her actions, but a drunk male is.

[AGUNWA IGBANI 🇳🇬🇨🇳🇷🇺🇮🇷🇧🇫 @Igbani27243]

Being Politically aware cost me the ability to enjoy Hollywood Movies 😭

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

This was me last year October 😭😭😭
My workplace gateman won 125m from sportybet
I was happy for him but deep down I don nearly mad cuz I saw the code and I didn’t play it 😭😭😭

[Not Josh Firestine @Not_Firestine]

If a 46 year old man was smoking all our young Marines, I'd be real concerned about the state of our military

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

My wife at my funeral vs my friend I played video games with

[Rui Marado Moreira 🇵🇹🇺🇦 @rui_m_moreira]

Sou português, sportinguista e fui fã do Ronaldo e, por isso, nunca o disse, mas chegou o momento de, como amante de bom futebol, o dizermos com todas as letras: Obrigado, Messi. Foste o melhor do mundo e sais como o melhor do mundo.