Sheriff™

I get paid to not fly airplanes, also an expert on Pirates.

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Ah the evening migration of @FedEx jets as they head to their breeding ground in Memphis. Isn't nature beautiful?

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@titleproblems tbh that's exactly what I thought when I first heard about it. It did shut down a lot quicker than I thought it would have though. Must have done a lot worse than they'd predicted.

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.@mattgaetz can u nominate me for speaker tomorrow pls

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@TheBobbyV https://t.co/PGuZRsyPRJ

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@TheBobbyV Im just here for this twitter account that tweets out screenshots from the TV show "Columbo" tbh

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@Max33Verstappen my friend Sky Runner says hi

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trains

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@MadisoReal who?

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f a r m s

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@KingJames would you rather be a power washer? Asking for a friend

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@MadisoReal @DougDucey Gottem

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@MadisoReal @DougDucey @DougDucey is a poopy face smelly butt amarite?

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How to celebrate the 4th like a pilot: fly around town for an hour and watch fireworks, spend $150 on a rental instead of fireworks

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Here's another picture from the flight, an airport peeking through the clouds

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Just got done on a flight to Ponca City, Oklahoma. Super fun flight, flew in the clouds for about 90 minutes of the 4 hour flight

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@GrandpaHerbie Just got done flying too! Is that your plane?

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@SnapdragonSynd Crying rn

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Me: Yeah I like to do PC Gaming in my free time ☺️

Other person: that's cool! What games do you play?

Me: Forgets the name of every game I've ever played