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[JayJ @Sheriffmcnugget]

Make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face. #heymaniloveyoubutnofuckingway

[Jacob Andrews @FLoaBComic]

Happy Holidays, we’re dating

[Jacob Andrews @FLoaBComic]

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

IT'S 2019 AND DIAMONDS ARE TWO TRIANGLES SITTING BUTT-TO-BUTT

[Jacob Andrews @FLoaBComic]

I contend that there has never been, nor will there ever be, a more accurate visual representation of @AtNathanYaffe than this, my proudest work

[Aleks @aleks_hi]

For those wondering, 10 years is how long it takes to get verified if you shit-post almost everyday.

[JayJ @Sheriffmcnugget]

How does Rio do that thing with his hood? Incredible. #nbcgoodgirls

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in this glowing orb I found in a swamp.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Sleep like there's nobody watching.

[Aleks @aleks_hi]

#2012vs2018 I dropped out of college for this.

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

I watched Whose Line for three hours tonight as saw myself slowly get old.
Good times.

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

If I had to describe myself in one word, I would say "indescribable". If I had two words, I would say "Fart Mermaid".

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

I WANNA MERCH ... https://t.co/Ch7XxASBDO

[Matt Grote @feMANism]

Gay culture is having props in real life, discuss

[Ericka @ErickaElizabth]

What would it take to get @DavidKHarbour to be the Officiant at my wedding in September?!

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes https://t.co/rSku8qD7uT

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I realize the confusion probably came from the two Anna K names, but she's a tall blonde athlete and I'm - oh, oh - do they think I'm the baby?

[Matt Grote @feMANism]

@Williesillie2 Behind the scenes

[Michal Shafrir @Miexriir]

Last night I went to a party where everyone had to prepare a 3 minute lecture on something they were passionate about.

I won best presentation.

[Julia Lepetit Wants You to Vote @JuliaLepetit]

As an artist, when I see someone new that's good looking, I really find myself floating between "you're good looking and I want to date you" and "you're good looking but I don't want to date, I just draw your face".
It's a hard thing to explain to non-art friends.

[Jon Levine @LevineJonathan]

WATCH: Sen. Orrin Hatch removes a pair of glasses he's not wearing