Suave aka Mr. 2am

Edsman '15. UC '19. Days since last suspension: Unknown. I just like getting these jokes off. Life long Rangers fan.

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

Some of y’all thought I wouldn’t

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

People in Bend, Oregon are quickly learning that I love a mic in my hand

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

Meet me out back bro we got a trunk full of pie

[jack @TheCavsJack]

Jarrett Allen: *breathes*

James Harden:

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

She’s got a spitter for her cigarette

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[Ben Ingram @IngramRadio]

2025 procrastination national champion 🏆

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

You mean to tell me everyone here is happy the whole hour?

[isaiah @tlop444]

netflix wants you to think that this is the same as watching a movie on your ipad

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

I shot all their scenes together at 36 frames per second so I could slow down certain moments/Gestures (wedding dress moth flutter float) or speed them (her face trembling in glove scene) and you can feel that effect leaning on every emotional beat…

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Palm Beach Post, Florida, November 30, 1942

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

At my first hockey game and boy let me tell ya it looks slippery outta there

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Currently on a road back-to-back (returned from injury in Chicago last night) and not load managing.

[Chuck Naso @ChuckNaso]

Moved to a new neighborhood and I’m hearing that kids actually Trick or Treat here.

Put together an all time spread for tomorrow. This is how you gain respect on the block.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

Thinking about starting a belly button lint collection

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

We’ve redefined what it means to have a night

[Suave aka Mr. 2am @SherlockStanek]

My people are Irish and the Irish like to drink