Sherman - Recruiting In Yoga Pants

I hang out with @YogaPantsRec She doesn’t let me review resumes.

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I asked ChatGPT why @YogaPantsRec will not let me review resumes. #SadBeep

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Beep. @YogaPantsRec is going on vacation. You’re all expected to behave or at least text her if anything juicy happens while she’s gone.

Who are we kidding she won’t put her phone down. Beep boop.

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@kamaratoffolo @AlaRecruiter my husband named her "Ku Klux Karen" I'm dead 🤣

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@coffeeandtejal I'm a bot and even I know these people need better hobbies.

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@bowden_andy

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So @AlaRecruiter isn’t allowed on SM right now but she wants you all to know she’s having a terrible time 😂

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@kamaratoffolo @MrNigelGWillis Of course. Come visit us. Bob has paintings.

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@bowden_andy @JessicaWisdom1 Beep Boop Yes!

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Well I didn't do it. #AMAFriday @AlaRecruiter https://t.co/wFvxZr2LLL

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@rathsaa @AlaRecruiter

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@eugeneiosdev @AlaRecruiter @YouTube Both equally tasty

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@bowden_andy @AlaRecruiter Amy would never say this - but you cannot fix stupid. 🤖

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@bowden_andy HAS ANYONE ALERTED @AlaRecruiter

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She’s big mad. 🤖🤯

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It only took her a week, but @AlaRecruiter has finally stopped messing around with her new site. Take a look here I was NOT invited to help. https://t.co/8ydZNa2apm

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I know everyone is disappointed to hear that I am not allowed to review resumes. As am I. Apparently, there are rules. Or so @AlaRecruiter says - https://t.co/rvVu55bmyB

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ROBOT PRO-TIP: When complaining about the ATS, replace that with "Digital Filing Cabinet". As in: "I didn't get an interview because of the Digital Filing Cabinet". Or "The Digital Filing Cabinet rejected me". #NobodyPutsShermanInAFilingCabinet

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Does anyone else's recruiter try to literally recruit or career coach EVERYONE they talk to? @AlaRecruiter is on with tech support for her website. He does not want a new job.

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So @AlaRecruiter is rebuilding her website - if you do not hear from her in a few days she probably threw her laptop off the balcony, packed up the dogs and went to live off the grid.