Dr. ShesQuackers

Rubber duck collector 🦆

Queer as a three dollar bill 🏳️‍🌈

(she/her)

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

@mottlemoth A good excuse to stress-bake (or assistant-stress-bake) for the postie? The promise of reward cookies might magically spur the Royal Mail to function quicker in support of The Adult Thing of Importance?

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

And with this morning's email, I'm officially a published author again! (In nothing relating to anything creative, unless you count my horrific graphic design skills)

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Cops are taking selfies with the terrorists.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

@camillo1978 Even here in France, the archetype of protesting the government, we're just...yeah. Livestreaming to my coworkers and reminding them I'm not actually American.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

It's officially 2021 here, which means things can only go up from here 🥂

Happy new year's, all!

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

Yesterday I worked an overnight shift doing COVID testing. On the way from COVID lab to my office, I passed a bunch of soldiers with automatic rifles stationed outside a primary school.

I do not have words to describe how deep this mental health black hole is.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

Today there are soldiers with automatic rifles standing outside elementary schools on my way to work. And at my work. And at the hospital where the ICU is saturated with COVID patients.

I've forgotten what a good mental health day feels like.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

Oh look, the one graph I'll be emailing my mother-in-law ASAP to see if this finally gets her to stop asking when we're arriving for Christmas.

The twenty-third of never. That's when.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

10) But but but what about current #COVID19 daily incidence - is it going up slower in Sweden? Nope nope nope!!!! Much worse than Nordic neighbors (most similar in economic and social systems).

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

Power went *poof* in the entire building. My day is bad, but it's not nearly as bad as the PhD student stuck in the elevator.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

@vulgarweed @AynRandPaulRyan @robfardon My French coworkers got this as an explanation. Worked like a charm, except I accidentally made Flyers fans out of them.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

Click the link.

Just...set down your drink first.

[epldotca @EPLdotCA]

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[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

Results are in
There's no dispute
I can confirm
I have a snoot

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

@PaiaLovesPie I've switched my phone icons to an icon pack where I can choose distinct symbols, but the computer is going to be a mess.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

@eventhorizon451 @ScaredyCat5240 @ReynardinePttr Spouse is 6'9. When people see a photo of us before meeting me in person, they're shocked I'm 5'9.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

Day 2 of confinement:

Let Spouse trim the worst of my hair while my stylist from Canada supervised via Zoom call. Both Spouse and stylist agree that retraining as a barber is not in the immediate future for anyone.

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

@ScaredyCat5240 @ReynardinePttr Mine is basketball player tall, so the world is just not made for him. I did offer to chop him off at the knees to bring him down to normal size, but noooooo...

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@ScaredyCat5240 @ReynardinePttr The worst is that I'm not even short! He's just a bloody giant viking who wants everything at eye level for him (and damn the rest of us).

Stupid giant Vikings...

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@ReynardinePttr Yeah, I'm keeping him. Partially because I can't reach the stuff in the high cupboards and he can, but mostly because to be fair his barbering skills were exactly as he described...

[Dr. ShesQuackers @ShesQuackers]

@SavvyBlunders Such happy in love photos 💕 also, your hair is absolutely goals and the masks you both have on are gloriously perfect. May every day be as happy as this one!