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Hey

[Ely @Elyvanaa]

girl grip

[jayboo @supershy44]

Euphoria came out 20 minutes ago and no illegal sites have it

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Your favorite artist has been practicing rituals in a satanic cult where they take babies from other countries & mutilate & kill them as a form of a blood sacrifice to their God. You see, when your master is satan, you must constantly shed blood. However, the JIG IS UP.

[Kiwi @seattleiminyou]

The week before your period when you build a rico case on everyone you know

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Strict dating rules for 2026:

- if you take more than 8 hours to answer, you're out
- if you have a girl bestfriend, you're out
- if you cheated in the past relationship, you're out
- If you're emotionally unavailable, you're out
- if you follow random girls on Instagram, you're out
- if you're nonchalant, you're out
- if I catch you in a lie, you're out
- if you're still friends with your ex, you're out
- if you tell me what to wear, you're out
- if you can't plan a date, you're out
- if you prioritize your boys over me, you're out
- if you ghost me mid argument, you're out
- if you can't give me princess treatment, you're out
- if you don't have any ambitions or goals, you're out
- if you don't worship the ground I walk on, you're out
- if you make me sad on my birthday, you're out
- if you're an avoidant, you're out
- if you won't propose within 6 months of dating, you're out

[autist @litteralyme0]

Pov: You're having the worst day of your life and your friend asks if you turned in an assignment you've literally never heard of

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I don’t mean to sound like your mom but the lack of routine and discipline in life, waking up without purpose, being idle and spending too much time on the bed with your phone will lead to terrible mental health. That’s a given.

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

🛐

[bunny @fadedbunny]

why must i always feel the need to leave and isolate

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Y’all not gonna gaslight me into believing that when someone is interested in me they’ll go days without communicating with me. Fck out my face actually. 😭😭😭

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

Helping your parent with anything technical is just-

[canary🎀 @Stacey_lantern]

This never gets old😂😂Billie's face tho😭😭😭

[ꕤ @positionses]

she was seriously so horrible and disgusting for this idc

[anklia @Shestayfly0]

@ketatil @minichaneIs Wait what

[MyMy🫦 @sagittariusasfc]

I’m such a “that’s a sign” typa person . I always feel like God is talking to me

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?” - Reporter

“I think very good. And by the way, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.” - Donald Trump

[nayumi @iluvmssy]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

[︎ROXII @roquiry]

You’re having quite a hard time walking, your legs are so wobbly…Sweetie, are you alright? I’ve hardly done a thing to you, there’s no need for you to be all wobbly. I only gave you a taste of your own medicine for being so disobedient, you really are just a weak little pup~