Sheva Alomar

BSAA Special Operations Agent

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

Wow.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

Shot myself in the foot.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

@Agent_ChrisR ...... *slams the door in his face*

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

*hears a thud outside her backyard and goes to check* ....................why is Chris in my yard?!

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

@AlexiaBeauty You said something about Spanish people, I think?

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

RT: @NiceBonus @AlexiaBeauty What's that supposed to mean?

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

What a nice night to be out. :)

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

I hate when I'm out jogging and it starts to rain.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

Finally home... I'm exhausted.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

@ClaireBearSushi perhaps.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

@ClaireBearSushi No, it just says "from a friend".

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

@ClaireBearSushi But creepy.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

....someone left flowers on my desk.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

I need to go shopping this weekend.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

I saw that woman who attacked me making off with a diamond bracelet. I guess old habits die hard.

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[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

@NotHumanAnymore I was under the impression you were queer.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

@NotHumanAnymore I'm surprised you even have time to waste on me.

[Sheva Alomar @Sheva_Alomar]

@NotHumanAnymore I'm shocked that you haven't suggested using orphan tears and unicorn blood as a substitute for water and oil, repectively.