ShitMyExTaughtMe

An account that states all of the things you learn through a relationship

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#smetm Bitches be cray

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#smetm Even if he has a new girl, chances are he still wants you. Love doesn't fade that quickly.

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#smetm True love waits.

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#smetm Horror movies are free on Netflix during the month of October. #Enjoy

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#smetm if he says fuck the bro code, he isn't good enough to be a bro and if he isn't good enough to be a bro you may wanna dump him...

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#smetm His idea of a date and your idea of a date are probably very different. Double check before you ask him to plan your day together.

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OH, so you're back on Twitter now huh? #smetm His indurance isn't that lengthy

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I'm sorry, did you think this account would be full of sweet facts about my exs? It's a bit of a love-hate thing guys.. come on.

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#smetm He may seem like the hoenst, loyal type, but check your facts. He's a great liar.

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#smetm he doesn't care about the bro code until his bro breaks the code

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#MyExTaughtMe is trending!!

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#smetm He won't tell your secrets when you breakup. Not because he doesn't want to hurt you. Simply because he doesn't want you to hurt him.

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He pocket dialled my house phone. Why do you still have my number? Lose it, thanks.

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This might turn into a "my ex is a dipshit" account, so prepare yourselves for bitter tweets.

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He doesn't even use his twitter anymore. smh. Clearly he sucks and has no life. #smetm

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#smetm His entire lifestyle will change when you guys break up. Accept this fact. Don't say you miss him, you miss who he was to you.

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#smetm He'll use the same thing on her that he used on you.

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#smetm He says he's fine but he's holding onto something.

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#smetm Love takes time to grow. Rushing into things may cause your partner to rush out...

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#smetm If you can relate to "BFprobs" so often, maybe you should rethink that relationship.