Erik the Reddish

🇨🇺 He/Him They/Them You Bastard/That Bastard. I don't really care about pronouns for myself.
Not heterosexual.
Progressive. Autistic
Gamer, but not a *Gamer*

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

Being neurodivergent/on the spectrum on the internet:
"I have no idea who is being sarcastic or not and how the hell does everyone else seem to know? Should I believe this person? Should I believe the person calling them a crypto-fascist or the one accusing them of that?"

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

@Rainmaker1973 Why does Daniel, the larger politician, not simply eat the smaller one?

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Are you an adult who has difficulty regulating emotions? Do you form vendettas against individual children? APPLY NOW to be a teacher in the 1990s.

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

Hey @SamsungMobileUS you fucking bastards charge 1200 for a phone and don't even include a power block to plug the charging cable into? What next? No wire? No screen?

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

This has it all: A Cybertruck owner lamenting that the stuck charger would make it "look a little bit foolish", a Cybertruck owner using the door handles as designed, a Cybertruck owner breaking a panel and calling it "a secret door", a Cybertruck owner. The hits keep coming!

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

Few things make you look more stupid than fawning over a guy that everyone else sees as a rich idiot pretending to be an engineer. But hey, somebody has to give money to twitter for no reason.

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

@oscilloscoping @RyanShead @TertiaryObject Lol you've made yourself look so incredibly foolish. You think Elon has ANYTHING to do with Spacex engineering? Or any engineering? He has deep pockets and takes credit for shit.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

CyberTruck: Solving problems that aren’t problems since 2024.

My son said it looked like something out of his video game Roblox. 🤣

So glad Elon got his $56 Billion bonus for creating the DeLorean 2.0 here.

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

I will never understand why anyone cares what that asmongold cunt says.

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

(No hate to wario64 who is just the messenger) but fuck this garbage and fuck konami.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Metal Gear Solid Δ Snake Eater Collector's Edition PS5 up for preorder on Amazon ($199.99) https://t.co/hv5wOOvnR6 #ad

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Well. The lines are clear.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Sorry these notes are clearly too big? Who has a wallet this size? Can this government do anything right?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Turtles with algae growing on their shells.

Algae are generally harmless and provide some camouflage for the turtle in the wild.
https://t.co/lfba5dTNPz

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

@katyperry @elonmusk Gross.

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

If I see one in public I'm Gonna Wreck It.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Boston Dynamics unveiled a new, electric version of its humanoid robot Atlas the day after retiring the hydraulic model.

[Galaxy Cowboy (comms open) @GALAXY__COWBOY]

How Goku and Chichi ACTUALLY Met

[Erik the Reddish @ShiKageMaru]

The non-coward approach.

[Jason Steele @FilmCow]

We’re bringing back Llamas with Hats, and we need your help! It's been 15 years since the series began, and 9 years since it ended. Join us as we give those behatted llamas one final, beautiful send-off.

https://t.co/mDP3VNBm2u

[Billy🎨 @BillDaDinosaur]

ready to dig in

[Wanderjegson @wanderjegson]

I could be doing something useful with my life