ShibuyaKami

[ShibuyaKami @ShibuyaKami]

@youtooz ROCKY!!!

[youtooz @youtooz]

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[Rusty Quill @TheRustyQuill]

Our @Kickstarter for #TheMagnusProtocol is live! This crowdfund for a "sidequel" to the award-winning horror podcast, #TheMagnusArchives, features incredible, much-requested rewards and exciting stretch goals. Head over to Kickstarter now to find out more. https://t.co/ZF7IsfTUQN

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Google Maps travel options:

20 minutes by car

1 hour by bus

2 hours by bike

2.5 hours by horse

3 hours carried by orcs who think you have the ring

6 minutes carried by eagles for reasons that are their own

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

The fault is not in our stars, but in the moon. That idiot rock ruins everything.

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Why do little kids always let out bloodcurdling screams when they are playing? I can never tell if I’m hearing a fun day at the park or an actual murder

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

I've got good news and bad news and weird news and fun news and horse news and witch news. Which do you want to hear first?

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

ANNOUNCING: The Gravity Falls
Collector’s edition FULL SERIES DVD/BLU RAY BOX SET! 7 discs! Every episode! Crazy bonus content! Pre-order NOW!! #MysteryShackIsBack

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[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

If it's a finger, let it linger. If it's the whole hand, flush as planned.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

One for the money, two for the show, three for the buried statue of a forgotten god who died a long, long time ago

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Better the devil you know, than the one you don't. He's a p cool devil. He has a playstation & likes good beer. No idea about the other devil. Idk, maybe he's fine?

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

The heart wants what it wants. What it wants is blood.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

A bunch of starlings is a murmuration. A bunch of otters is a romp. A bunch of spiders is in your sock drawer.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Merry Christmas from the fat old man with the bright red nose who occasionally breaks into your house while you sleep #StantaClaus

[TheCrimsonFucker @TheCrimsonFuckr]

I've decided that New Years Resolutions just aren't for me. If I wanted to constantly make promises to be a better person only to break them when things got tough I'd just go to church like the rest of the world.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Fire is so delightful.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Silent Night. Holy Night. Very Silent Night. Please Be Quiet Night. If You Make Noise It Will Hear Us Night.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he lives inside your mirror, his human face is fake

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Chant softly and carry a weird stick.