𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹

Shiny Bastiodon Gijinka~!

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18+ IC and OOC ONLY!

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

ɴᴏ ꜰᴏᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʜɪꜱ ᴅᴇꜰᴇɴꜱᴇꜱ...
#411- ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜɪᴇʟᴅ ᴘᴏᴋᴇᴍᴏɴ

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

May the divines have pity on any ice type who crosses him...

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@apotheoticfount If she wanted to flex being built to take it, she could've just said "Take Me"

But damn, she's rocking the ultimate cheat code powers and she's STILL training to keep herself in prime form? Impressive...

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

There's a reason it's made of metal.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Even if he's into it...

He'll still make you say please before he lets you lick whipped cream and chocolate off of his abs

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish I have only what I have earned and maintained.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Unironically, he does play bingo.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish Decrepit?

Do I LOOK decrepit!?

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

"I... You...
How did you even manage to get that ass from it's original owner?? There's no way one parted with it..."

He was surprisingly unbothered by her aggravation. He really didn't foresee any danger from her.

"The fuck is live streaming!?"

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

"How come it isn't right huh?!
Want to get fishious rended for being annoying! I'll live stream it!"

She's stomping her foot down now, his attitude is upsetting her a little.

She doesn't actually understand what he's getting to.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish Withered...?

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@ADamagedSlash Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, but that doesn't mean you don't clean up the mess after

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Aftercare will not be forgotten.

This is a rule.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish By now? Probably gotta add a few dozen "Great-"s.

He had a few kids before the incident

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

"Cancelled? I ain't subscribed to anything, the fuck you gonna cancel?"

She was a confusing entity...

"Look, you say it's your body, and ya got a point, possession is nine tenths, but...
This ain't right. You the lone survivor from a tyrantrum raid!?"

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

"How would ya even know these things unc-?! Ya that old?!"

The comments make her puff out her chest. It does flatter her ego a little.

"Perv dilfs aren't in ya know! I'll have you cancelled! This is my body!"

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Hunting is usually every other sunday.

Damned modernfolk have restricted it to "designated hunting zones" with allocated time slots.

Whatever happened to going into the jungle and only maybe coming back?

[𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮 - 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘳 . @THIGHFOSSIL]

uhhhhh fuck ...
I'm not playing no Bingo .
I'd rather hunt .

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

Welcome to the club.

Dinner's at six. Bingo's at nine.

[𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮 - 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘳 . @THIGHFOSSIL]

I really am old as shit .... ugh ...

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

🛡️Honestly, an Arctozolt that slyly talks others into doing the deed with the claim "Both halves of me are extinct, but maybe together we can save two species" would be pretty funny too. Not as funny, but still funny.

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

🛡️Also, just putting it out there...

The funniest idea possible would be a researcher OC who made the galarian fossils not in error but because they found the perfect pair of fossilized tits, and the perfect fossilized ass and just sat there like...

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

🛡️The official headcanon is that he knew the Galarian Fossils as they ORIGINALLY were.

So every revived one he's meeting he's gonna wonder what the fuck happened to them

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

"You called?"

[493 @apotheoticfount]

"To me, my greatest creations."

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

"I know what none of that means."

He only tilted his head, confusion setting in deeper... Did she really not know...?

"No, see, that ass belonged to someone far flatter, and those tits... They were by no means affixed to legs this long..."

Well, the 'perv' descriptor fit.

[#𝟖𝟖𝟐 — 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝 @MissesDracovish]

She didn't mean insult, Dracovish talks like that is all..

"Well..
I mean..."

Looking over at her butt.

"Everything's in order, yeah? My butt still the best. You a creepy old dude or whatever...? Unc is a washed perv..."

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

@MissesDracovish 🛡️Apologies in advance for the bluntness.

He's gonna spend at least a month thinking she lost a fight with a Tyrantrum.

Not because not hot, but because... He knows why both of her missing halves probably looked like

[𝓐𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓼⁴¹¹ @ShieldUnbroken]

🛡️The official headcanon is that he knew the Galarian Fossils as they ORIGINALLY were.

So every revived one he's meeting he's gonna wonder what the fuck happened to them