Shrutika Lal

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

You know life is fucked when your coping mechanisms change from self care to self torture and destruction!

[Hindustan Times @htTweets]

#RashmiRocket | No Rating Movie Review with @monikarawal

The movie isn't about that one big life-changing game towards the climax which makes the hero shine. It's is about the journey towards that change, and the battle an athlete has to fight for her lost identity

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

Time is a healer they say. What they miss to add is that time is a healer of wounds.. Not voids.. And I think it is perfectly justifiable that the loss of our loved ones create a void for us to live with. They deserve it.

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

@jssandhu77 @udaibir @onmyowntrip @piyushmor @Captbjsingh Happy birthday sir :)

[Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) @majorgauravarya]

We are told that over 350,000 Indians are infected with COVID everyday & that between 3000-4000 lose their lives.

But we must also be told how many of our citizens are recovering and going back home to their families.

For Covid to be negative, we must remain positive.

[J S Sandhu @jssandhu77]

T-1565: #Everyone wants to #succeed. Only few are willing to pay the price for that !!!!

Right @udaibir @piyushmor @Captbjsingh @onmyowntrip @Shieldmaiden007

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

@gogetmecoffee That's some bulshit!

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

@munawar0018 receiving such hatred is so disappointing and heartbreaking!

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

@AppTohEseNaThy @AnmolRa86812154 Galt decode hogya lagda 😂

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

Sans lena has been my favorite pastime in the past 72 hrs 🙃😂
Iykyk! :)

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

@AppTohEseNaThy @AnmolRa86812154 Coded conversation going on in my replies 👀😂

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

@AnshitSharma16 Taken (lightly) 🙃

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

Mitt jayegi mann ki bhookh..
Nahi rahegi tann ki pyas..
Aayi bari jab rooh ki,
Toh gaur krna,
Kaun hoga tumhare pass!

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

The best thing I learnt till date is that rights and wrongs don't exist. The concept of being right is relative to our situation, circumstances and many other things. Once we start viewing things with this idea, everyth changes.
Try for yourself!
Thank you @jssandhu77 for this.

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

Brown girls don't have curfew timings.
The whole day ks a curfew for them😂😂

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

Most of us millenials have probably acquired trust isses from Dora the Explorer!
Nobody:
Dora after standing right behind the river : kya apko river dikh rhi hai? Uh huh? Han? Han! Muje b dikh rhi hai!
Srsly? 🤦‍♀️😂

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

What happens when your hand hurts itself? Do you disown it like "tu mera hath nhi aajse"? Or cut it off so it doesn't happen again?
No! You heal it. And be careful. Same goes for children when they err.

Whoever needs to hear this and realise, please do!

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

I wonder what joy Indian Parents get out of deciding their children's itinerary. Relatable?

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

My mom be like "Meri beti ne 7 mahino me chlna shuru kr diya tha💁‍♀️😎"
Me: Han to kya ukhaad liya! Konsa PT Usha ban gye! Koi kam keh do to pehle idr udr dekhenge iss aas me ki koi aur hi kr aaye. 😂🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

Forgot to mention, the guy was younger than me. So don't comment it might be for his wife blah blah!

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

Is the desire to have sex more natural than menstruation?
Just asking.. I went to a chemist and got weird stares by a guy when I asked for tampons in a loud voice while minutes ago, the same guy bought condoms as normally as they're toffees!

[Shrutika Lal @Shieldmaiden007]

Oh an by the way, tampons came wrapped in newspaper, under the counter, while the condoms were given normally!