Shift Shorts

storybot for the Planeshift/Mistworld/Untitled-puzzle-game D&D universe
(by @feedingonwind & @scribescribe, header by @filiabelialis, icon by @ArmorForEnigma)

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Merineth and Dyr anger the god Vecna, and as punishment they work in a coffee shop.

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All schoolchildren learn the myth where Dusk flirts with a dryder, and that's where murder mystery books come from.

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Alieldrenne and Dusk please the god Shiko, and as a reward they receive a brawling playing card.

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Bashal and Eliot anger the god Pelor, and as punishment they travel back in time.

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Dusk rescues Aja from a fledgling kraken using only a bag of beans.

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In tonight’s game @dearmelee rolled a nat 1 and now Saren Wraithe and Terraw have to get turned into gnolls.

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All schoolchildren learn the myth where Alokas uses Mage Hand to tickle a lich, and that's where dragon orbs come from.

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Saren Wraithe and Itzal please the god Bashal, and as a reward they receive a lovestruck cursed spellbook.

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Oh no! The party dropped a bag of holding into another bag of holding and it spawned a new timeline where they find Bashal's soulmate.

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As is traditional in the month of Ashe, Elliwick and Dyr acquire a baby for the day.

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Tasi exchanges Duskember gifts with Dyr in Eliot's tower.

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Elliwick rescues Warret from a sunshiney kraken using only a dragon scale.

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Nyssa and Athol anger the god Itzal, and as punishment they fight their doubles.

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In tonight’s game @feedingonwind rolled a nat 1 and now Shiko and Ajora have to get stuck in a time loop.

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Let's welcome our newest NPC: a regal humble shepherd with a pet tiny robot. Could they be Dyr's 1 fan?

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Rai and Eliot anger the god Fharlanghn, and as punishment they acquire a baby.

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Oh no! The party toppled a corrupt politician and it spawned a new timeline where Selen is a dashing ranger.

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Gary and Skjaldi please the god Leila, and as a reward they receive a disheveled chicken pot pie.

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After being utterly defeated by a beholder, Warret retires to the country near the Godless City to become a humble merchant of dragon orbs.

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the trash bagon eats dinner with Thren in Arborea.