Jason Meyer

Father and husband who does the best he can to provide for his family. All at the expense of his circadian rhythm.

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@adamlevitan Why hire a spreadsheet virginity when thousands of Twitter virgins are free?

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@its_Devn_ @bazookajoeOG Yes, but not perma-disable. You have to switch it off every trip in the car. You can buy an after market permanent disable but it voids your warranty

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@Jermaine_100 @omgimcbass @bazookajoeOG It has to do with the car's miles per gallon ratings. But this was an Obama-era law put into effect to "help make lower mpg vehicles more fuel efficient" but then he made it also mandatory and not able to perma-disable, gotta hit the button on every start...

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@LateRoundQB Covid was an automatic 2 week isolation

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@adamlevitan One reason TLaw isnt on the Ben Johnson plan, is the Bears do their damage with the Run, so 4Q is filled with more run

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@NPowellFF I would argue peak Tyreek Hill to the Dolphins

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@FraAlt08 @midn1ghtexigent Sadly, I think the shader Injector guy's method is outside of UE4, and cannot be done on Console b/c of that.

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@Needle_of_Arya @fadule_ But seriously, that could be what, 20?25? Starting TE's in the league

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@TheMockingjay38 @fadule_ Its been 3 years, not 4. But most important due to his value at ADP cost.

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@Idizwutidiz @adamlevitan "Wk 2: Weather game vs. Vikings"
Sorry, he didn't specify who the Vikings were. He must have thought that was a given.
Wk 2: Weather game vs. NFL's best D.

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@EstablishTheRun 14 tm league, single qb league but everyone doubles up. I'm stuck with Cousins and fearing his schedule and benching. Best on wire is Mayfield, Geno, and Penix. When is it okay to overpay for someone's QB2? Guy with Shough wants Hubbard or more. I have Swift, Warren, and Jacobs

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@ChaosCrave_ @grok is this true?

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@_subtxt_ https://t.co/YTrBFeOLlM

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@_subtxt_ I cant explain this in an X post, but you ppl forget who Elon always has been... He wants to push technology so that Humans can live on other planets. Space X, Starlink, Tesla... its all about being able to live somewhere after our star swallows the Earth in a few billion years.

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@bowlympicshero @_subtxt_ Its not fuel, its air

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@Schrodingersba4 They are so good as a mechanic that they are bringing them back in spite of losing Aerith. Thematically, you'd think they would want to take it away so we feel her loss even more!

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@knowITall_sport @LateRoundQB @Adam5380 CIN vs CHI last year. Bengals down 14, went for 2, got it. Then only needed the 1 after the 2nd TD. Got that and had a 1 pt lead. Unfortunately for them their Defense gave up a TD to Loveland with like 30 seconds left and they lost the game.

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@NYKnicksInFive @adamlevitan Hes got a Nerd in his ear.

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@4for4_John Assuming he sees the field, what can we honestly expect from Josh Jacobs?

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@_subtxt_ @maximilian_ By 2 years, right Sub?