Coty Castongia

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I like dick in my mouth

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Rapper Busta Rhymes did the voice of Reptar in the Rugrats movie.

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How to get kicked out of McDobalds drive thru. "Can I get a McDick?" #yoloswag @BrennerNick

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Hell Niggas at ihop at 1 am #yoloswag #munchies #chicken&waffles

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"God dammit! I cut it twice and Its still too short!" Lolol #dumbass

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@autocorrects droid razr maxx

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"He died forever!"

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"@FunnyQuotees: People that text back instantly. I like that shit"

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Retweet if you this read wrong.

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@morales_luke tell me about it. Some guy stole my mom's purse so were not eating tonight

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@morales_luke how about you drive, I pay..?

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Question: Why do guys think so much?
-Becayse they have two heads.
Question: Why do girls talk so much?
-Because they have four lips.
#lol

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"...And this morning he woke up dead" "How the hell do you wake up dead?" "Because your alive when u go to sleep" #scarymovie3

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I got a B+ on my spelling test today. Thats great honey but everything has spellcheck these days.

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Retweet If you've ever been called a liar when
you actually were telling the truth.

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Just hit me in my ribs!! #MLB #yoloswag #DP