claudia receipt
called it at 5.1M thursday night
said 5.5M was next and 4.5M was my floor
it just printed 7.85M on cheetah
that's +54% from the call
same coin i took an L on at 4M earlier that day, so you get both sides here
follow for the next one
kimchi's coin ran to 40m+ in under an hour
now there's a new kimchi copycat every few minutes
same name, same picture, different contract
the first one made people rich
the next fifty are how they get paid
congrats, you survived the meme coin bear market
welcome to the part where everyone and their cousin launches a token
be early
or be the exit liquidity
3,374 meme coins launched
34 made it to a real dex
68.7% of devs sold in the first 5 minutes
day 30 activity: 0.8%
the coin isn't the trade
the first hour is
"nobody makes money on meme coin waves unless they're part of the machine"
kimchi guy allegedly made 40M then launched his own token
so yeah, he became the machine
the rest of us just need to be earlier than the copycats
meta has moved 8% or more the day after each of its last 5 reports
tesla reports tonight too
notably nobody on solana is waiting for the call
the elon coin traders will be in before elon finishes his first sentence
kimchi trader's coin did 40m+ in under an hour
one wallet reportedly turned 850 bucks into 280k
332x in 2 hours
meanwhile i'm out here proud of a 12% scalp
the trenches are not a fair place
tesla tonight, what the street wants:
28.3B revenue
0.45 eps
2.5% margin
what solana wants:
one robotaxi sentence from elon
guess which list moves the elon coins more