A m e 💜

★·.·´ — [ I’ve got a place where I belong ] — `·.·★ { SPOILERS | Very Selective | Not Multiverse | NonLewd }

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

★·.·´¯`·.·★ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴀɴ’s ᴛʀᴀsʜ
ɪs ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴ’s ᴛʀᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ. ★·.·´¯`·.·★

【 New to Character • NonLewd • #SURP 】

[✨Pearl✨ @GoldenPreformer]

But I didn’t

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

You’re attempting to choose this Pearl

You have to handle the consequences or leave me on the street to die motherfucker

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

I mean I’ll eat glass too

[✨Pearl✨ @GoldenPreformer]

Does it have to be food...

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

Sure just take me to dinner before you get grabby

[✨Pearl✨ @GoldenPreformer]

So...7?

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

I didn’t shoot you down I said you have bad taste

[✨Pearl✨ @GoldenPreformer]

It took me all day to come up with that and the confidence.

How dare you shoot me down

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

I mean not really that’s your problem you wanna deal with a literal trash heap

[✨Pearl✨ @GoldenPreformer]

As a cleanliness freak I’m obligated to pick you up.

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

Why I would make a bad girlfriend:

1. I’m a fucking dumpster fire

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer “Ah!” Anethyst flinches and grabs it.

“Then you asked for this!” She says, throwing a sopping wet towel at her bean pole of a body.

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

There’s a loud crash in the kitchen that would easily startle @GoldenPreformer, flour covering everything once she could see including amethyst herself as she rubs her head with a groan.

“Oww...—“

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

//Christ yall crazy lol

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer Amethyst yelps and jumps away before snickering.

“Oh, feeling playful now?” She asks, ducking behind the counter for cover!

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer She cackles a bit, spinning the towel in her hands.

“That’s my name! Don’t wear it out!” She says playfully, flinging another splash of water her way.

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer “Yeah, and they’re good for water fights!” Ame grins moscheviously and flings some water from the towel at Pearl.

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer Amethyst dunks some of the cloths in water, slapping them down on the counter to get the most flour at once.

“Well that works!”

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer “Hit it, girl,” Ame says, grabbing a few clean clothes and using one to wipe off her own face.

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer Quieter groaning.

“...Fine.”

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer There it is.

She groans and goes limp.

“It was an accident! You’re not my mooom.”

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer Ame is honestly surprised she isn’t getting yelled at for wanting to play with rotten molasses.

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer “I think I saw a jar of like, black sticky stuff. It looked cool!”
Or rotten—

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer Amethyst shakes her head rapidly as the flour cloud now gets on Pearl with a big grin on Amethyst’s face.

“It was an accident! I just wanted to get to the back of the cabinet.”

[A m e 💜 @ShiftingViolet]

@GoldenPreformer “Uhh.... no?” Amethyst grimaces with a laugh as she rubs the back of her head, sending a puff of flour into the air again.