Ethan Childers

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

Time for Relax! I'm playing an awsome game full of World War II ZOMBIES. You can check it out here! http://t.co/mlGi4uAYbK #zombiecall

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

Time for Relax! I'm playing an awsome game full of World War II ZOMBIES. You can check it out here! http://t.co/yMbk7uuyLQ #zombiecall

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

The Tuna are here!!!! http://t.co/L36Wfu6Egd

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/25SBeyPiSq

[Uncle Dynamite @UncleDynamite]

To the darling couple that wears matching sky blue sweatshirts & holds hands when you go for walks: I'm going to get you with my car door.

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

@PrestonSands_5 impossible.

[Trevor O'Keefe @MrTrevorOKeefe]

Every time I hear "Santa Baby" a little part of me dies on the inside... And by that I mean, #Ithrowupinmymouth

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

I just ate a homophobic amount of chick-fil-a

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Interesting fact: Prior to the creation of hummus and ranch dressing nobody ate uncooked vegetables.

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

If everybody would just admit that they love cinnabuns the world would be a much happier place.

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

Just finished the very last season of the Office
After watching every episode of the sitcom I realize that 9 years of my life was well spent

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

I miss the days when I didn't live for the weekend

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

Today's trip http://t.co/y6YaNxbd2R

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

I've got yellowtail on my mind

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

Yellowsss

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Today's forecast: Exhaustion.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I'm starting to think these back to back episodes of Dexter are not helping my four year old fall asleep.

[Ethan Childers @Shifty05]

Fish fish fish fish fish.......