Salem

Goofing & Gaffing

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

ok if I haven't made it obvious I live with my s/o I love them. I dont want no flirt flirt with anyone else. their name is Angel. thank you for reading this

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

@VirginDeathWolf I love you even more sweetie pie

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

ok if I haven't made it obvious I live with my s/o I love them. I dont want no flirt flirt with anyone else. their name is Angel. thank you for reading this

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

do you guys think Glados could solve a Rubiks cube?

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

she coffe on my eeffoc til I funny

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

she steam on my steamapps til i common

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

she % on my appdata til i %

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

some day I will rule the world

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

all the messed up stuff in TADC would've never happened if ribbit just pinned Jax down and put a finger up his butt sexual style

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

now its secret agent x barney doomed yaoi sex roleplay

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

me and lady doing animal hospital sex roleplay (im dr.harlow ofc obv)

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

me and lady doing animal hospital sex roleplay (im dr.harlow ofc obv)

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

spoilers: TADC
TW: sexual acts

I fucked pomni in tha circus

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

alright guys, imma head out. thank you for seeing my tweet. drop a like and re-tweet, and if you liked this. smash that fallow ! 🤣🤝

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

what if instead of cock a doodle doo it was pussy a doodle doo and instead of the red dangling shit it was that but clit sized

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

fraud ass caterpillar

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

"very hungry caterpillar" my ass. on his BEST day he was eating a HOLE through a SLICE of swiss cheese and salami. THATS PATHETIC. I could eat a whole pack of Swiss cheese AND salami but they dint call me the very hungry salem.

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

@SunnyOuma I actually kind of liked the hell episode I thought it was cute

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

butterfingers top 5 candy OAT for the first 10 seconds before it becomes bottom 5 OAT

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

me and the wife pookie re-aranged the room. love it! she is an they/them 😍😍😍

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

@Senki9134 @risversed yes christopher, that is two words.

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

@angelph0ric 😭😭😭

[Salem @ShiftySalem]

do people even blow bubbles in their gum anymoee