Shifty Schefty

Deadass bro

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

Get home safe everyone!

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

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[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

Kirk Cousins > Drew Brees, you can @ me

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

Do what's right for your family, LeBron. Stop putting your children's lives in danger and immediately request a trade to the Phoenix Suns, at once! #jointheflamenotrunfromit

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Man these LA 🔥 aren’t no joke. Had to emergency evacuate my house and I’ve been driving around with my family trying to get rooms. No luck so far! 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

Damn Wave Lord that's cold #takeitback

[Mr. ious @Ozzy__Abe]

Suns got a W months ahead of schedule n immediately tested niggas

[King Juwan @KingTrillaX]

“Nah bae I got it”

My skinny ass:

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

Hide the women and children

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

@AdamTavizon wat it do lil mama

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

@AdamTavizon i would never that's so many calories

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

Got a hoops game at the Jewish Community Center today and good golly am I fired up #canyoufeelit

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

Momma is not getting a new house.

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

If I win this parlay ima buy my momma a new house #cribo

[Shifty Schefty @ShiftySchefty]

Every yankees fan is ungodly hurt right now #thisjustin