Shifty

I'm Asian.

[Shifty @ShiftyWooten]

@garaa_arc My bf has this issue. I refer to this as drive thru syndrome. He’s also from Ireland. It’s always a craps shoot when he gets home with the food. lol

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Looking for videos from OKC Hangin Tough! Where my girls at who have this video?!

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@_writersblock_ I didn’t realize you were at the show!

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I need 3 pit tickets for @Harry_Styles in Houston!!!!

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@DollarCars seems like a fine operation you have at Phoenix airport. The line extends as far as the eye can see. Someone muttered another 2.5 hour wait. Someone answer my dm

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Hey @travelocity I need to try to change a flight but it's not showing up in my trips and there's a 12+hour wait time on the phone. HALP ME!!!!!

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@Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn can one of you explain to me what’s going on with @SalVulcano hair? He looks like a homeless man who tried to clean himself us to go into a restaurant.

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@DonnieWahlberg A week later it’s like it never happened. I told the shit show to come get their weather when it was headed down here. Not one of them came and got it.

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@chrissyteigen https://t.co/vBa1jG19Te Here is a high school friend of mine who’s a teacher in Houston. You’re amaze balls!!

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@travelocity I need answers! I spent 6.5 hours on hold with you yesterday and now I'm getting information from Aer Lingus that you guys are the ones to give a refund. I NEED ANSWERS AND A REFUND

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I was just on a work call and one of the cats was in Costco box, it had fallen behind me in the tree, all you heard was the struggling of the cat and the tree rustling and me yelling at Carlos to get the damn cat out. Working from home is going swimmingly.

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5 jobs I’ve had:
1. Production manager
2. General manager
3. CREDIT CARD service advisor
4. Grocery store bagger
5. SAHM

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INTERNATIONAL AIRLINES GROUP: AerLingus - Waive change fees during Coronavirus outbreak - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/fzTF3fsPj2 via @Change

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@Woth2982 Thank you woth!!!

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I need some help. My daughter is an Irish Dancer. In Dec she qualified for the world championship in Dublin. We need help getting over there. I hate to ask for help,she deserves this. Only 1% of dancers ever get to this stage. PLZ consider donating to her.
https://t.co/mq0STvP8Fe

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@jordanknight and @TheMarylands might be the same person...

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@MoFoFollowedMe Look who’s baaack

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@FallonTonight @jimmyfallon how about them tight pants! #IrishDancer

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@jimmyfallon @FallonTonight TIGHT PANTS!

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@chitown_irish @AprilOJ @DonnieWahlberg Once upon a time, you took the BEST picture EVER and you said you were going to post it...