shilpa das

comedian. writer. singer. improviser @UCBTLA
complicatedly simple.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Immigrant Parents Shocked to Discover a Plate of Cut Fruit is Not a Substitute for a Constructive Apology: https://t.co/pWKalC6Ztp

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

Marshmallows on the way to my hot chocolate

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

@jeffroy87 ..but tickets are still $20 😆

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

first, everyone should see everything everywhere all at once! @EEAAOA24 it’s magical! 🥰👍🏾 second, do NOT see it at @AMCTheatres Burbank 16 unless you want to feel like you are watching it on a soiled motel couch. SEE PICS 🤢👎🏾

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

@AMCHelps i don’t know what “work to improve” means but how about start with a reupholster? i don’t think any amount of cleaning can redeem these seats. 😑

[25 Days of Christmas @25Days]

Present swap level: Expert 🎁🎁🎁
Competitive gift exchanging meets it’s match in “Brown Elephant,” a short from Bite Size Holiday. #ad

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

I'm not sure exactly why, I think #2020, but made my <3 goo.

[CNN @CNN]

Santa Claus will be coming to town this year, Dr. Anthony Fauci says.

“I took care of that for you,” he says. “…I took a trip up there to the North Pole; I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go.” #CNNSesameStreet

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

LEGGGGOOOOO! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The village in India where Kamala Harris’s maternal grandfather was born, Thulasendrapuram, came together in a special ceremony at a Hindu temple to wish Harris luck today. https://t.co/92NZa2KBdX

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

If you needed one more reason to vote tomorrow, here it is! #pleasevote #vote2020 #votingissexy

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

Millions of Americans have requested their ballots and thousands have already voted. Call your Senators and tell them to wait until the inauguration of the next president to confirm another Supreme Court Justice. https://t.co/rdzu3J4u8d

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

@IncredibleCulk oh damnit. that really worked 🤣

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

@ToeKneeBeans @ANANDDB Thanks Tony for mentioning me with all these dope writers! Hi Anand! More on me: https://t.co/hi5mUmKyX6 (samples avail as well) 🙋🏾‍♀️

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

And now I have to live with the guilt of watching the entire season of Floor is Lave before finishing Patriot Act and I don't know how I will but I guess I have to try. 🤦‍♀️

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse! 😖 @Netflix WTF!?

This show made me laugh, gave me anxiety & made me aspire to be better.. the rare humanity trifecta.

As a personal protest, for the next 24 hours, I'm only watching Hulu, Amazon, HBO, Disney+, Apple TV & TikTok

[Asian AF @AsianAFshow]

Unequivocally, we stand with our Black friends and families.
#Asians4BlackLives
#BlackLivesMatter

(Poster by @KalaMendoza)

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

Bring it Bravo!!! 👏👏👏👏 (<-- wish these were brown)

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Multicultural. Multigenerational. Multifaceted. It's all going down in Miami for this group of friends! Don't miss the Series Premiere of #FamilyKarma Sunday, March 8! For more click here: https://t.co/k9v0XRXPUg

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

And I feel alive again...

[Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal]

Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

[shilpa das @Shilpadee]

This is the most action I’ve gotten in 2020.

[LA QuakeBot @earthquakesLA]

A 3.6 magnitude earthquake occurred 2.49mi NNE of Granada Hills, CA. Details: https://t.co/fwJIHrhSXQ Map: https://t.co/0hhvPHS3gF