Uncle Hudu

Full of humour😂😅🤣🥰|Serious only when nessecary🙂|
Biotechnology Student🧬|Arsenal 💓🎀| In ❤️ with cooking

[Uncle Hudu @Shimaly5]

Me after one round 😂😂

[Robert Kalyesubula,MD, FISN(USA), PhD-FRCP(London) @rkalyes1]

🔥 Uganda has a lot of money! 🤑 The question is how to access it!
If you have found a trick, please let me know.

[Uncle Hudu @Shimaly5]

@kac7143 @BigEyeUG Now he's back to your level 😂

[Uncle Hudu @Shimaly5]

@realOkot @bamwinejnr Bot

[ESAU @Esau_Matsiko]

1996 borns receiving 30 years

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

Flirt with every girl.

Date the girl you love.

Use the girl who wants to be used.

Marry the girl who loves you.

[Dóuglas Fir🗽 @thekingsmanUG]

Village girls are very fertile, just a hug and she’s already pregnant😂

[Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim]

AN EXPLANATION ON THE SALE OF GOVERNMENT JOBS (From inbox)
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“About selling jobs, I can give U the guide

The secretary service commission is the main go between

The CAO is the final person, he can veto their decisions

Money alone is not enough, you must lobby months prior

For example in health, it is the DHO who will request for the jobs to be advertised

So approach him or her early, at the beginning of the year, that will cost you some 2M just to keep in touch

Then get someone to link U to the Secretary Service commission, preferably the DHO or DEO, such cadres

THESE ARE THE CURRENT RATES

1. DHO is 60 M
2. Medical Officer is 30 to 45 M
3. Clinical Officer is 15 to 20 M
4. Enrolled Nurse/Mid wife is 10 to 15 M
5. Promotion to Senior is 17 M
6. Primary teacher 5 to 7 M
7. Porter is 2 M

Others range between 7 to 15 M

NOTE: if they advertise one job, don't bother especially if U are not born of that district or didn't lobby before

Another problem is with politicians (LC5, powerful MPs and big ministers born of that district), those bring in their relatives and disorganize the order, good thing they also pay

Special appreciation for districts like Sembabule, Lwengo that refund if U don't get 🤣
Those tend to

[Libriscent @libriscent]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS THAT OCCUR WHEN YOU STOP TALKING TO A PERSON YOU USED TO TALK TO EVERY DAY????

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Man: I want a woman who's submissive, soft spoken, family oriented & loves cooking

Woman: You just want a maid. Misogynist

*Man goes ahead to sleep with the maid*

Woman:

[Waakye Ne Bibiaa 3cedis🇬🇭 @KwekuMarch]

“Get two people to register under you and the two people will also bring…….”

[𝕄r 𝔽𝕝𝕖X 𝟘𝟘1 @Mr_Flex_001]

Feminists when they realise they’ve been thinking and not thinkqueen

[Uncle Hudu @Shimaly5]

@Nkesha3 A person wishing you death will write such words 🥲

[Uncle Hudu @Shimaly5]

@Weirdconfessed Let this person DM me, can help

[Dr. Faith Nabushawo @faith_nabushawo]

For us we want the “circular Road” in Bududa 😁

[Ronnie Wabomba @RonnieWabomba]

#BubuloBududaCircularRoad

[sandra Namalwa🇺🇬 @Sandra77712219]

#bududacircularroad

[Bududa's Finest 🇺🇬💯🎯🔥 @profbill256]

#bubulobududacircularroad
#bududadeservesbetter
#Bududa
@MoWT_Uganda @KagutaMuseveni @Parliament_Ug @OPMUganda @JNambeshe

[wan jeremy Harvey @AvyJeremy]

#BubuloBududaCircularRoad

#BududaDeservesBetter

@KagutaMuseveni
@UNRA_UG
@assempebwa
@JNambeshe

[Ronnie Wabomba @RonnieWabomba]

#BubuloBududaCircularRoad
@KagutaMuseveni, @MoWT_Uganda see this!