Hannah Shimmel

my old Twitter got hacked 👾

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

Anyone have suggestions for a career path that doesn’t involve getting shit on every day by the general public? I’m all ears

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me tryna remember if i actually said that or im being manipulated bc i have bad memory

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

Can confirms that ADULTS do still use this word however. Just got called this recently by a full grown person

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Kids don’t even say “tattletale” anymore
They straight up call you a “fkn rat”

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

Protecting my peace at all costs

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

I’m just out here trying to do right by my cats

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

I think I’m having a quarter life crisis

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

Catholicism is a cult

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

Every time I let someone into my life I regret it

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

@Big_Q_ I loved this movie

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

Do you ever look at old videos and not even recognize yourself

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

@emmaaazingg If you’re near State College take your stuff to uptown cheapskate! I got a fair price for my stuff there last month and they actually have nice clothing to shop for too. All name brand 😊 I hate Plato’s lol

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

People are who they surround themselves with

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

I don’t even care, I am a crazy cat lady. Sometimes they’re the only good thing about my day. ❤️

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

The Office has the best bloopers. Cheers me up every time

[♡ @girlboss_eraig]

it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

Can’t wait to be doing this for my bday ❤️

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Wanna rent a cabin w the loml & get drunk in a hot tub

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

I will literally never understand Groundhog Day

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

@MorganCapo Typical example of respect your elders

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

If I see someone in the grocery store and say hi once, I feel like I have to hide from them for the rest of my time there so it isn’t awkward and it really makes the grocery trip worse than it already was

[Hannah Shimmel @ShimmelHannah]

I wish I could quit my job and open up a cat sanctuary