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Losing an hour of sleep this weekend. Will I adapt or should I let this ruin my life

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Software engineers don’t write code line by line anymore. Just catching bugs in AI slop. Digital extermination.

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Energy cannot be created nor destroyed, only transformed from one form to another. Laptop charging da geek bar. #neurogum

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I frew up

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Went to school and forgot class was online so I decided to lose 3 clash royale games and drink the mystery subway water so I can gain its powers and fight crime

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Did they think this thing would make me feel better about this inconvenience or are they just trying to piss me off

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Office empty because everyone working from home. Feel like I showed up to school on a weekend but still have to go to school.

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Study for the 200k new grad interview… or reels…..

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Rock climbing feels really cool until I realize I just look like a hungry bug yearning to feed my queen. Glory to the empress!

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1000 words into an essay on the wrong topic gonna get McDonald’s and listen to sombr to make this day suck more

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Ravaged yet another Chipotle bowl. Time to headbob at work for an hour. #hypnicjerk

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Another day another glaze my classmate in a discussion post #linkedinready

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Women hate a sassy man til it comes time to hype them up. GURL 💅👑🗣️

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Day one got eloped???? Open barrr??? #BOOYAH!!!!

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And when Icarus fell. Yeowch ahh hot hot hot

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New Year’s resolution!!
1) uh
2) money money green green
3) switch up on my day ones
4) mcdouble

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Bad day to be a chipotle bowl when I’m in office

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Op liked a reel I chuckled at. Unlike☹️

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Exploring all da chipotle toppings. Manifest destiny

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Raised by women. Didn’t become the man of the house. Just one of the gurls now💅