Shin Bet: Satire, Hummus, & Secret Missions

Like the FBI, but with more hummus and fewer coffee breaks. Our motto? 'מָגֵן וְלֹא יֵרָאֶה' – the unseen shield… but always watching your pita.

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Good luck with that.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

French President Emmanuel Macron posted in Hebrew and English on X signaling his intention to recognize a Palestinian state:

"France's position is clear - yes to Israel's security and yes to a Palestinian state without Hamas."

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They are crap at this propaganda stuff when literally around the same time they post videos of shopping centres filled with food.

[daniel hanuka📟 🇮🇱 @LionsOfZion_ORG]

Who stole their food?

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Anyone surprised?

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

Islamist terror attack in British prison.

3 prison guards have suffered life-threatening injuries.

Hashem Abedi, the brother of the Manchester Arena suicide bomber Salman Abedi that murdered 22 people at an Ariana Grande concert, attacked the guards with boiling oil and homemade knives.

He’s in prison for having provided his brother with the explosives.

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@ASingeveryday @MosabHasanYOSEF Well done! I went for the 26th so people don't think that I have insider information 🤣

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BREAKING: Latest image of Hassan Nasrallah!

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@MosabHasanYOSEF AHH... Only off by a day, well probably. The bunker was hit by 60 bombs it's going to take some time to confirm.

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@MosabHasanYOSEF 26.09.24

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@WarMonitorClips This is a Hezbollah rocket that was hidden in a nearby home that was bombed by Israel. The rocket ignited due to the bombing. This is basically a secondary fire.

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It's unlikely that the target survived.

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Initial images from a targeted strike in Beirut. More information to follow. Could this be a high target?

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Abu Jawad Khreiki - the head of Hezbollah's missile array, was eliminated in Beirut’s southern suburb.

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Another angel.

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IDF spokesman:

The IDF is now targeting Beirut.

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@KimIversenShow Watch for the secondary explosions and rockets firing from within these homes.

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There are actually people this stupid in the world. 👇

[Kim Iversen 🇺🇸 @KimIversenShow]

Uh huh…and how exactly would they launch it from inside a house? Does this house have reinforced floors, exhaust channels, a clear exit path? Mighty militaries can’t even launch cruise missiles from inside of buildings. Now they think you’re so stupid you’ll believe Hezbollah can fire them from just someone’s house.

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I don't want to hear anyone saying Israel is targeting civilians! Residential buildings should not be storing rockets and munitions.