Shinigami

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Mathematician. Also trying to become a chef :)

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: UK officer tackles man carrying a newly purchased, factory-sealed baseball bat after leaving a sporting goods store.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

En Inglaterra, un pibe fue a comprar un bate de baseball a una casa de deportes
Salio
Y la policia lo Arresto por tener un arma peligrosa en la calle kjj

Ni en la mejor parodia te pasaba esto

[Ramiro @heliotropos_]

Les juro que es real

[- @JoshLFC1909]

Who the fuck have we signed bro

[Tio Jiggly 🃏 @TioJiggly]

Adivinen el personaje:

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

THEY PLAYED NARUTO BLUE BIRD AT TINY DESK

[𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥 🍵 @temp6t]

the conversation with my pokemon 30 seconds before i switch it in as a sacrifice

[🦇 @gothamkino]

Guy who gleefully agrees to do the new a24 movie alongside Robert Pattinson before hearing what the role is

[ُ @Asensii20]

Hitler declares his full support to Mussolini

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

we gotta start using "portrays" for casting announcements.

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

we're just making politicians up what is punished vance doing here

[Neet @neet_sol]

intern just asked our boss if having nothing to do is normal

[Orihime @Orihime_chan0]

He finally met his online gaming friends and none of them were what he expected 😭

[Drew ꗞ @GoodNightDrew]

IS HE THE PIZZA GUY OMDS

[Tottenham Bolivia 🇧🇴 @SpursBol]

ES LA PRIMERA VEZ EN LA HISTORIA QUE EL CLUB MENCIONA A BOLIVIA.

ESTOY LLORANDO.

[Cell @SaiynFrmEarth]

Alright asshole that's it