A Shinier Wit

Backup account because the twitter gods don't understand metaphors.

Puns. Hashtag Games. Correct speling and grandma.

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Uptown Dunk

#ASongOrMovieForSportsInUSA

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Cheeps
#ReplaceALetterInATVShow

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Traffic Hops
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The Golden Shit
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The Krapton Factor
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Ricky the Gritman Hatton
#AwfullyBritishGritterNames

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Vanilla De-ice
#AwfullyBritishGritterNames

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Gritter Thunberg
#AwfullyBritishGritterNames

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Orion's Melt
#AwfullyBritishGritterNames

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I've got to be Tabasco Man
#ASongOrMovieForHotSauce

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Free Chilli
#ASongOrMovieForHotSauce

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Juan World Trade Center
#BoysNamesWithinGeographicalPlaces

[Max @maxharvey79]

Hedgehog smuggling is thought to be on the increase, as customs officials see a spike in cases.

#LunchPun

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And do you take <insert name> to be your lawful wedded <husband/wife>...

#BadTimesToBreakWind

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On your birthday
#BadTimesToBreakWind

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My fart will go on...

#BadTimesToBreakWind

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@anon_opin Jaws theme.

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The Bouquet List
#MakeAMovieDecorative

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Florist Gump
#MakeAMovieDecorative

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Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert
#ASongOrMovieForApplePie