Shining Armor

Husband of Cadance

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@acertaindash What happened to her?

Did she die in a tragic crash?

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@the_mashinator Let me have fun

I wasn't the favorite child for Celestia's sake.

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I tried my ''cover yourself in weed, light it on fire and see if you can see heaven'' Theory

it didn't work. i'm covered in third degree burn wounds. Celestia would kill me over this, Luna is mad and i have no idea what Cadance thinks

note: There is no heaven, Just getting high

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Luna also refused to go and get the stuffy of my wife, with the reason

''Foolish colts learn from discipline''

What a prick not even getting me my plushie.

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@realism_cynical You two can do that i'll be in the hospital from trying to smoke myself covered in weed to see heaven

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@mashmallowpony I wanna know what the thought process behind that idea was

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@lordcesus @Lokigclx @the_mashinator Nah keep her like this

That way i have an excuse to be the favorite child for once

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@MovieShads Doesn't matter.

JUST TELL ME ALREADY I NEEEEEEEEEDD TO KNOW

Wow i sound like Blueblood that's not good.

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MY DONUTSSSSSSSS

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@hackleed Is this where the demons came from last week

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@HowlingBugQueen Yeah turns out someone forgot to lock it in the first place.

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@MovieShads Well not like I can do anything about it.

I'm sure you'd tell your lovely girlfriend though wouldn't you?

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@Apploosajack Already finished them.

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@the_mashinator @Lokigclx You don't have a manual, guide or any assistance for this at all?

Damn mabye i got my hopes up for nothing.

So do we just burn her at the stake like a medieval witch trial?

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@lordcesus @Lokigclx @the_mashinator Oooooohhhh scary cursed game that i'm not going to play because it's BORING and doing NOTHING is better.

Blue tumor should try harder.

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@hyenari62936969 @BuchoGroyper Hiiii morning

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@the_mashinator @Lokigclx SURELY YOU CAN HELP IF THIS IS ABOUT SOME CURSED GAME?

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@LunaMoon0v Oh let me guess you and everyone else get skins and I Get to be the pet once more

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I really just got humbled for asking a question.

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Anypony else ever curious as to why Mr Cake's jaw is so sharp

He could cut a WATERMELON with that thing

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@LunaMoon0v I'll take as a no.

And i'll assume the plants i hid in my room that dissapeared three weeks ago were confiscated.