Shintox

Dad, Voice actor, Breaker of games

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@roll20app Why you break 1 hour before game time... WHY

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@PrimeVideo you guys are the absolute worst. Your ads show up at the worst times during shows.

You all suck, no one likes you greedy dirt bags.

Get fucked.

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@helldivers2 9/10. Super Helldive is still too easy. I shouldn’t need mods to make me sweat. Come on Joel.. hit me, HIT ME!

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@helldivers2 we will be able to activate the portable hellbomb while in the car right?

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@ConcernedApe has anyone hit mastery level 5 yet? Cause my wife just did on the Nintendo Switch…

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They’ll pay YOU to work on mars.

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@elonmusk crazy idea… upload the save states of Neuralink into tesla bots to work on Mars.

I GUESS there would be ethical concerns… retirement homes NeuraLinked to the bots on mars? The input lag can’t be any worse than an old body right?
Invent SAO helmets for us! 🤣

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@charlieINTEL “Look guys we’re finally implementing an industry standard! Praise us!”

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@ShopprsDrugMart whooooo the hell do you think you are?

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@ConcernedApe caught our animals sleepwalking…

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Yaaas thank you!

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@ConcernedApe Hey. I have been waiting for this to be fixed for YEARS. I have 100% your game. Please help me my OCD is SCREAMING. ❤️

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@OlanRogers For those who don’t know what Godspeed is: https://t.co/jZOwNtMgPu

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@neiltyson saw this perfectly reasonable article of Uranus and thought of you. Just a reasonable mature adult sharing a normal science article with another reasonable mature adult.

Photo by Jason Perlow

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Hey @BruceCordell, found this in a very new looking 3.5 “epic level adventure” book. Doesn’t seem like a used book, any significance?

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@elonmusk how many loose bees can I fit in a model 3 safely? Also probably unrelated, but how fast do the windows roll up and down?

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What it says: Bees fell off truck, close your windows.

What I hear: Free honey bees if you roll down your windows..

#bees #funny

Source: https://t.co/M7fK0brmHC

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I want a chaos home where absolutely nothing is what it seems. Is that a stove? Nope it’s the fridge. Toilet? Nope the toilet is a laundry chute.
Couch? No that’s the fold out dining table. I want a burglar to question everything when they break in.

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@albert12798

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@OlanRogers Saskatoon! Hotels are bad, so you can crash at my place 🤣

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@SotusTV @SeaOfThieves