David Richards

Concentrate on the moment, feel, don't think, use your instincts. Cincinnati Reds, Indianapolis Colts, Indiana Pacers

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If you're over 40 and showing your midriff as a mom or with a backyards hat as a dad...

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@CBoxSports Looks like my son's t-ball league out there.

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@LanceMcAlister Indiana has entered the chat.

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My neighbor is out of town, so other neighbors came over to mow his grass, and they are over 2 hours on his acre of grass... what a joke

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

MY SPIRIT ANIMAL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

This absolute legend named Ricky just dropped the most honest, unfiltered TED Talk on alcoholism I’ve ever witnessed.
“I love being drunk. I love getting fucked up. I’m a goddamn drunk alcoholic and I love it.”

Bro pays his bills (most of the time), goes to work when needed, but his true passion is walking around the woods blasted, not knowing what the hell is going on in the world.

“Stay drunk. Give it hell. You only got one go.”

Ricky isn’t just drunk, he’s free. This man is my spirit animal. I’ve never felt more seen in my life. Who else is claiming Ricky as their life coach? 😂🍻

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

He need some milk

@ellylacocoa18

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Major League Baseball needs to make the players that lose their helmets like Elly De La Cruz wear a chin strap.

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NBA might as well had the Clippers show up and told the Pacers to stay home for this in the back room lottery. Where are the bodies!?!

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Trade Luka Doncic and the Mavericks get the first pick, Pacers make a trade and they get the 5th pick and have to trade it to the Clippers... the NBA is fixed and a scam.

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Reds crowd would be gone if there weren't fireworks after the game.

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Can baseball get rid of the stupid ghost runner already!

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At a birthday party with 10 kids and 20 adults, and my wife and I are the only people throwing and batting baseballs with the kids, all the rest of the adults are acting like we are the babysitters.

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I really don't think anyone plays with their kids in this neighborhood... these kids are always at my house

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Agent Smith from The Matrix is basically just portraying the villain doctor from Beethoven.

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People that act like making dinner for their family is such a chore boggle my mind.

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My favorite thing older people do: after an overall discussion explaining something, they'll ask specific questions that were already covered in the discussion.

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@TheCinesthetic Hook

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@TheCinesthetic

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Pretty much been eating 1 meal since Lent started, it's been pretty great not trying to eat "normal" meals.

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"A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" episodes are so short HBO has to show them at 10pm.