Shiny Porygon

A POKéMON that consists entirely of programming code. It is capable of moving freely in cyberspace. Oh yeah, and I'm blue!

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If I hadn't pulled the plug on that site last night...

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Or I could...

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I could get better news from Youtube vloggers

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"Is this the lover that inspired Adele's heartbreak album"? This apparently counts as news nowadays.

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That would have caused a worldwide panic

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At least it wasn't MySpace...

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No one will realise it's gone

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Oh well, no one used Youtube anyway...

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Damn...

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Hmm... What's this doing in here?

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Does anyone even know who I am?

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Why am I even here?

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*BZZT*

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I'm blue dabodee dabodae...

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I wish I knew more than just Sharpen...

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I have absolutely nothing interesting to say. That's probably why I'm on here.

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Porygon Z looks like an inbred Porygon 2

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MY CABIN!

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If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."