Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

Call me Rudy.

[Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer @Shinynosed]

Welp… Christmas in July came and went. That holiday used to mean something to people. Heck, I used to mean something to people. I was even verified on X at one point. What a fall from grace! #RudolphGoesOff

[Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer @Shinynosed]

This dude just made my Christmas. Bravo.

#MerryChristmas #SilverandGold

https://t.co/T6fveEpaak

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For those who have lovers…

#ValentinesDay

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Some Valentines to share with your loved ones today ❤️ #valentinesday2021

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Thanks for the idea, @TheBabylonBee. Tho, my name would be Rudolpha.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games https://t.co/vPq3knyN0l

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Lots going on in the world but wanted ya'll to know that we put candy corn in Bumble's mouth for Halloween.

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We must have the BLOCK function, @elonmusk ! Otherwise mean ol’ Charlie in the Box will start trolling me again. Just look how much craziness he oozes! #KeepTheBlock

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How do they not know it's Donny Osmond!? Why...it only seems like yesterday that Donny was singing "Rudolph" on the Osmond Family Christmas Special on Dec. 15th, 1980—I thought everyone remembers that??? #ClaimtoFame #RudolphGoesOff

Watch now for a refresher.
https://t.co/l6kOqEkcY3

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@DebIsGone The Misfit Toys have no room to talk!

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#HeyYouveGotToHideYour red nose or no one will accept you. Not even your parents, your friends, or Santa Claus.

#neverforget

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@greg16676935420 The most important meal of the day ;)

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I think we all know who’s really behind this freeze-ray….

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Scientists are developing a real life 'freeze-ray' for the U.S. Air Force ❄️

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Dang, this lowkey hurts. I thought people finally accepted my shiny nose :(

[greg @greg16676935420]

Only attractive, intelligent, and funny people can reply to this post.

Did you make the cut?

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WHAT!?!? HERMEY WAS AT TAYLOR'S LAST LA SHOW!? EVERYONE WAS THERE EXCEPT ME 😭😭😭😭#RudolphGoesOff #TSTheErasTour #TaylorSwiftErasTour #LATSTheErasTour

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@CultureCrave Lol, kinda funny.

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When this abomination was made #1990sInFiveWords
#RudolphGoesOff

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@MIAnon1993 Wait, what??

Is my name a good number or a bad one!?

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Everybody coming back into my life once they realized my red nose was dope af:

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HUGE shout-out to everyone that showed up for Sam the Snowman's set at Lolla today! Pretty good turnout. #Lollapalooza #SilverandGold