Wade Wilson

Do i bring you a complicated bio? No! I bring you everything you were missing

(RP: 21+ Dms open plot away)
Psst...we like porn openly. That's your warning

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

"BOOOOORN TO BE WiiiiIIIIILLLLLD...and hungry, mainly hungry. I am REALLY hungry. So who am I gonna have to kill to fix this???"

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

were you? BECAUSE IDON'T KNOW THOSE SITES! ALL THOSE FAN FICS WERE CABLES I SWEAR IT"

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

"My, whaaaat? Who said that?" He looks quickly left and right. Up and down and behind him "who said such things I would never suggest such a thing without at least the proper dinner and movie, featuring yours truly, and even then I would neve...you weren't reading my mind https://t.co/SFsy95CRuk

[Elizabeth ‘Betsy’ Braddock. @OmegaLocke]

....

She could only imagine the cross look of her features; her brow cinched with her headache.

“Wade, your penis? Flaccid or otherwise is not a topic of good conversation. So I knew what you meant but was avoiding out right saying it for this very reason.

And no BACKSEATS!” https://t.co/3tuBOAzW94

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

/😂😂😂 I had no idea https://t.co/fYtuJ81A9o

[Elizabeth ‘Betsy’ Braddock. @OmegaLocke]

// follow back silly! https://t.co/vjSOqio4Xq

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

and speaking of organs and seeing insides isn't it oonly fair I too get to fee-SEE, see yours?" He brought both his hands to his face and exaggeratingly blinked

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

"Oh...no I meantone of the external ones, I mean it's soft lille some of the internal ones..well sometimes, less so when you're around...and Diamond mind lady...and Rogue. And of course my dear spidey BUT. that is irrelevant as they all take a back seat to you.. https://t.co/U8T0E8O5Wa

[Elizabeth ‘Betsy’ Braddock. @OmegaLocke]

“I have no stance on your affair with Parker, Wade. I wouldn’t know if he was, but wouldn’t surprise me any. Even Jean was. But that’s -beside- the point. I don’t want any where near your ‘organ’. I’ve seen enough of your insides by now.” https://t.co/sXBoCMuKUD

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

all you want and at any time" he took he'd to bow as deeply as he could trying to touch his forehead to the ground
/I aim to please and happy to return

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

"Whaaat? Who said that? Is spidey getting jealous? Don't worry about him if you'll take me I'll be honest, true to you and want only you. And if my healing heart is not the organ you desire I have an equally functional one that you may use at your leisure and freedom https://t.co/LcfAJZNLIW

[Elizabeth ‘Betsy’ Braddock. @OmegaLocke]

Her brow furrows as she tried to make sense of his self centered speech, “they’re also the most likely to mess you up too. I’m good there so I’ll have to pass. Even the regeneration.”

/ here... meow. There you go! Lmfao 💜 glad to see you back here beyond measure! https://t.co/hEJEcs9heo

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

"Shhh, Dearest Betsy has no one ever told you the most damaged misshapen hearts with healing factors are the ones that will love you the most? Because they definitely are"

/and I missed that sound? For shame https://t.co/shakevdvo7

[Elizabeth ‘Betsy’ Braddock. @OmegaLocke]

“Is that what that was? The shape you were making with your hand, the damaged misshapen figure of your heart? I’m not sure I want it, wade.” She winked teasing him.

// that you did! Happy to have you back in this form!! I think I squealed not ashamed! Lol https://t.co/3MfmYsF08T

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

"Obviously, I am here to give you my heart in all it's glorious red glory" /ha, told you I would https://t.co/1zfWEoJTbk

[Elizabeth ‘Betsy’ Braddock. @OmegaLocke]

“I’d ask what you are doing, but it would be pointless?” She laughed inspite of her self at his antics. ///AHHH YOU GOT IN 💜awesome! https://t.co/b3sW7Yxur1

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

@OmegaLocke

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

"LET THERE BE LIFE!"

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

@PervertJiraiya everything from phone broke to didn't get it. Unless you an iPhone guy

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

The little one knows https://t.co/h44Ap12mLd

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

@FifthHoekage

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

@FifthHoekage "head game fire" and "what the mouth do" never been more attractive and feared phrases in any woman

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

Snapping in I see https://t.co/HiNfbu6kgD

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

All great men did https://t.co/0WvNddt6QB

[Jiraiya 自来也 @PervertJiraiya]

I did cry when Jiraiya died tho

[Wade Wilson @Shinyredsuit]

*Peeps @FifthHoekage and @PervertJiraiya while trying to keep the laughter on the low like*