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Guns, America, Music, Funny and tons of Alcohol or G.T.F.O! also a real guy who likes chatting over nudes. no bullshit here!

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It's just the bud light and 90's country talkin. I'm sure you aren't really the one

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You think you are sexy? Well https://t.co/mhAImEmJg7 is where it’s at

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Everyone is excited about food and all I can think about is shotgun season next weekend....

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I decided that if my family wants to not have thanksgiving then Christmas is out too! I’ll have more fun with just me and my boy anyway

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Facebook gold!

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@laotraJessica Yep, not all are like that but most. Also having 70 guys reply the same sexual response to every post helps shut doors as well

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@laotraJessica People wanna share their thoughts but not actually talk to people....

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@thequeensheart Nice knowing ya....

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So its good if your family doesn’t have thanksgiving, right!?

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Wheeler walker jr knows how to cheer a person up, 10/10 highly recommended songs.

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@redredredred25 I could almost respect him as an athlete if he wasn’t such a pussy/crybaby when things don’t go his way. He’s just a shitty teammate who doesn’t give enough credit to the teammates that made him look good all these years

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I’d be just another asshole if I didn’t have 20 different playlists to keep me happy....

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Dive bar and one night standards are a couple songs that I can relate with

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@rank_05 Lol, now it’s ok to get murdered as long as you’re insured for your family’s sake ..... someone get her a trophy for solving that issue

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Every once in awhile you gotta just crank the tunes and drown the world out with some alcohol! It’s mental ergonomic science, trust me.

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Teaching my son great life lessons via Mr. Woodcock tonight

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@rank_05 Socks don’t match.... I thought you had your shit together 🙂

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My mood just went from great to playing 37 stitches to cheer me up. I hate pity party people

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If I wasn’t a parent, I’d disappear during the holidays and not be the one my grandparents bitch to about preparing a meal twice a year. Simple fix, don’t have it. Hard to be thankful when you just bitch the whole time anyway....

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You think you have it good? Well I might be single, have a bunch of friends I never hang out with and a crappy paying job but my ex/ sons mom and I work everything out without judges or lawyers so I have it good too....