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it really fucking sucks being home and missing them soooooooooo much

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wow thanks @Twitch for not sending my $60+ hard earned cash money :(

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changed a diaper for the first time this morning, why is it so hard to see what way is front and what way is back?!??!?? THE TEXT IS BLURRY AF

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who'd know I'd get my first two mosquito bites in America; not me but it happened

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Anastacia is my number 1 artist of 2023. Who topped your list? #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/YtRbAC2dEw

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an update to this: we celebrated 5 months a few days ago 🥰🥰🥰

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wasn't the plan but I have gone and fallen in love again

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life update: "your teeth are great" - my dentist 🌟

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shoutout to my bestie for finally getting proposed to and saying yes 💜💜💜🎉🥳

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me: 1. my mind: 0.

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good news: potatoes is all you need in life

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okay I did it again and like.... someone fucking explain how I look like I'm 46

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tiktok......... I do not look like I'm 99 years old, I'm literally crying laughing like pls 😂😂😂

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the sudden urge to either break some shit or throw some punches for fun 🔊🎶

[jo an 🍑 txf brainrot @missspaulson]

miss sarah paulson just so u know im not over this

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so.. idk if I should tweet this but I'm going to; yesterday her and I had a bet, she lost, and her first thought was to send me nudes...

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they told me my hand looks like corpses?

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it's the way both of us said we were scared to talk if we ever had a phone call but we ended up talking non stop for an hour 🥺

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*me in a store*
cashier: are you a member?
me: maybe idk.
cashier: *checks* no.
me: try my mom.
cashier: *checks* no.
me: maybe my sister.
cashier: *checks* no.
me: well ok, maybe my mom can be a member.
cashier: ok.

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anyways, I'm so excited for today