The Planet

I like people, but not in person. Or in general. Kind people -- that's who I like. If they're quiet. Weird, eh?

[The Planet @ShipInTheKnight]

I find it funny when I don't know so I'm laughing all the time.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

We can preserve the filibuster, or we can preserve American democracy. But we can't do both.

[shushy ❄️🌻 @rachel2manypaws]

I only regret you & the music I threw into the fire

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

I’m that itch you want to scratch but you know it’s going to bleed.

[SheWhoShouts @SheWhoShouts]

With everybody struggling to remember the rules of it, there's never been a better time to outlaw smalltalk.

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

Can't sleep. The supermoon's fucking up my waterbed.

[SheWhoShouts @SheWhoShouts]

Learning to never go online angry is level 10.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

She was unique, like a Millennial that could fold a road map.

[Mellimelle @mellimelle]

Coffee so strong it tells it's mother-in-law to shut it, Lady.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Whatever doesn't kill me makes my drinks stronger.

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

Have faith in the system

[Spencer @13spencer]

A quick way to get somebody to stop talking to you is to ask them for help.

[The Planet @ShipInTheKnight]

@Shaunoon Been better

[The Planet @ShipInTheKnight]

What doesn’t kill me adds another accomplice to finish the job.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Everybody saying it takes time to build a solid case. The FBI told us just days after 9/11 who the perpetrators were and nobody said let’s wait and build a solid case. Because the threat was urgent. Time is not your friend here either, the GOP is weaponizing dis info about 1/6.

[Stacey @skittle624]

Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and then I’m done.

[Pathetically Normal @Fredzipfel]

You need to carefully comb through all the words to get a clear look at the incoherence

[TN Cherry @OhHell_Cherry]

Something's wrong when I'm the calm one.