Ship-A-Dick

We're just trying to make the world a better place, one cardboard dick at a time.

[Ship-A-Dick @ShipaDick]

The Pickle Ornament

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The Pickle Dick Ornament

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https://t.co/WFClyGK7D5

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Dick Spiders!

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Spooky Dicks!

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Skeleboner gettin' down at the pumpkin patch. He's hopping on the hay ride with your mom after this.

[🦋 Amy 🦋 @Amy_90_x]

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[The_KingKiwi @The_KingKiwi]

@crisisofconsc @SaasyEngineer One time my buddy drove 25 miles home with a GIANT cardboard dick taped to the back of his car. His coworkers had put it there, and he kept wondering why people were honking at him on his way home.
Top 10 moment for us when he found out

[Ship-A-Dick @ShipaDick]

@GPatrick @JohnBell812 Make America Dick Again!

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Y'all swiping right?

[Mickey @Mickeyyichi]

What is this

[Sharkwe3k🦈 @SharkWe3k]

Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around

[Ship-A-Dick @ShipaDick]

The Dick Bouquet is curated with locally-sourced dickflowers (12), a sprig of fake baby’s breath and shitty, fluorescent tissue paper. There is no better way to say “I Love You” or “I’m sorry I jack-hammered the babysitter.”

https://t.co/IZV3FpPiJQ

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

There’s no way💀