Haley💫

Instagram: _haleyshipley •Arden and Josie’s Mommy•

[7 fig nig @ohsnapitz_val]

@f0lake i thought they were talking about that lady florence and her machine

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

Mom said she grew a respect for my father so heavy, it made her stand taller beside him, for choosing her. And that choice solidified their connection.

And from then on, nothing ever shook that. Ever. Enough for me to ask, “Was there EVER a tough moment in your r’ship?”

[Cheer @onlyeatoreos]

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

[sophie klahr @sophieklahr]

I have put Twitter back on my phone specifically to show you these circular arrangements of petals i found around multiple dead bees. if you are a scientist who knows what the hell is going on here, please tell me!

[Haley💫 @ShipleyHaley]

@SidneyBedar They’re in the checkout lines at cvs, heb, target, etc

[Haley💫 @ShipleyHaley]

@SidneyBedar I do

[follow me only if youre sad @somethinglovely]

me in my room overthinking my silly little existence

[Haley💫 @ShipleyHaley]

@SidneyBedar @rachelcantu On Netflix?

[Haley💫 @ShipleyHaley]

@brian_cherry19 I probably hated it

[Haley💫 @ShipleyHaley]

@brian_cherry19 Sausages and hot dogs are two different things. If a hot dog was in a kolache I’d throw up

[mada$y 💞 @madasyyyy]

me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”

[👽🪐 @alienooooo]

Waiting downtown for my Uber to the airport and I’m standing with my bags why this man gon walk by me and say “too pretty to be homeless” 😭😭😭??????????????????? SIR lmaoooo

[byeeee @75Izxa]

I hope my mother in law and i can roast her son lmao otherwise whats the point of getting married?

[Trey @TreyLedezma]

She’s a 10 but says “huh” a lot because she can’t hear for shit

[Haley💫 @ShipleyHaley]

@orcharliv My 4 year old is terrible