Shiraya Proffitt

Ray like the sun, not rye like bread

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@Dollop2Dollop @ColeProffitt Everyone is yelling all of the time. 85% of the dialogue is yelling. Both shows absolutely gnaw at me - two thumbs down

[Shiraya Proffitt @ShirayaProffitt]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Shiraya Proffitt @ShirayaProffitt]

@WilsonBilly You are a decent enough communicator to know that this is not an apology. An apology that is buffered by an accusation (YOU misunderstood ME) is completely unacceptable. I would say I’m disappointed as an alum, but this is just par for the course with you

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@rjfulda I like to believe i played a semi-major role in this occurrence

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@Coltenbarnaby this is terrifying to watch

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#Criticalrole #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

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My dog Basil was very excited for Henry to have some screen time this week on @TalksMachina and firmly believes he should host the show now instead of @BrianWFoster

[Insider Tech @TechInsider]

What coronavirus symptoms look like, day by day

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Sam Riegel’s ads on @CriticalRole are just r-rated versions of evangelical youth group games #criticalrole

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I stared her down until she noticed and then said “ma’am it’s flu season, that’s pretty gross behavior”. I also tattled on her to the store staff so they won’t let her nasty hands touch anything else

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I just watched a grown woman shove her hand into one of the bulk bins at the grocery store, and shove the handful of food into her mouth. THIS IS NOT OK EVER AND SHOULD BE A PUNISHABLE CRIME DURING FLU SEASON

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Back on twitter for 30 seconds for a good rage

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Just heard someone yell “me and the devil’ll make a necklace out of your teeth, bi**h!” At a lady who backed out the wrong way in the Target parking lot. #MerryChristmas

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Got my husband to instantly guess this taboo word by saying “fierce colon” @netw3rk

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@ColeProffitt @justinbruhn I love candy corn. I love pizza. THIS^^ IS AN ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION. also that frozen pizza crust looks like it belongs in a morgue

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@ColeProffitt @WillRetherford 🤯

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@dfagin It was for me 🥰😏💯

[Shiraya Proffitt @ShirayaProffitt]

The Trump Admin. has proposed a new rule that would take food off the tables of 3 million+ people, including children, seniors, & people w/ disabilities. Submit a comment today to stop this latest attack on hungry homes: https://t.co/UuzdVszMA2 #HandsOffSNAP @fractweets

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@dfagin Ew and good luck with mono

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I can’t stop replaying the last 5 seconds of this over and over again

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Me, when someone shows me their cute baby and i start to feel the hormones coming on https://t.co/QeEjLd6qva