Kevin Murphy

Sup you fucking dildos? I'm a 21st century schizoid man stuck in the 19th century, and Shire of Frodo fucking rules!!! *fan account*

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@MaureenFIFF @BoloFIFF If you have to ask, you don't want to know

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

Why was it really warm yesterday, but snowing today? Weather doesn't make sense man!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@BoloFIFF @MaureenFIFF It's probably bills favorite show

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

Still get chills every time I hear our song as the weather report. Future gods of rock in the making!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@FYeahBill Pussy

[BILL MURPHY @FYeahBill]

Me the entire month of October. #FIsForFamily

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

Mr Hitlerburger doesn't seem like a Satan worshipper, he seems like a nice guy. But he's still pretty fucking weird

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

If I'm ever gonna be a rock god I need room to blossom creatively, so everyone get the fuck out of my way, a future God needs his space!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

Goddamn right I am! https://t.co/BTZlABV9SO

[FIFF WRITERS @FIFFNetflix]

She's lying. Kevin is her favorite. https://t.co/8G3SSSMdXZ

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@MaureenFIFF The movie was better!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@FYeahBill Shut up bill!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

Hey who was on what side during the civil war?

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@MaureenFIFF Do you think I want to be in charge of him? I expected dad to ignore me!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@BoloFIFF @FYeahBill What the fuck bolo!? Bill can barely lead his own life!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@FYeahBill No you aren't you pussy. Grow the fuck up and stand up to Jimmy so I don't have to!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@MaureenFIFF Pffft, little dildo can barely be in charge of himself

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

Just completed another Merlins Monacle song! Hopefully this one is played on the radio entirely, and not just the weather report

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

I can't fucking believe I got dragged to deliver the Sunday paper again! It's Bills stupid fucking job not mine!

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@FYeahBill He probably skins cats for fun or is a Satan worshipper like mister holtenwasser

[Kevin Murphy @ShireofFrodoMan]

@MaureenFIFF It's means you're not getting anything