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@orlaminihane @pinkladies_uk @TheFeralWitchy @GeminiGirl_XO @CordierAlice2 Oh my goodness 🙏🎈

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@itsme_urstruly @lisakeb007 Me 🌹

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@hannahrosepage And move down the carriage if it’s busy

[Southeastern @Se_Railway]

✅ INFO: Trains are able to run normally this morning through #LondonBridge following the fire next to the railway yesterday.

All lines are open normally.

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@awesome_buses @Se_Railway ❤️

[Benonwine @benonwine]

🚨 MISSING PERSON – PLEASE SHARE 🚨

This is Lucy Stemp from Tonbridge, Kent.

She has been missing in Paris for a week, and her family have not heard from her since.

Her loved ones are desperately trying to find her, and both French Police and Interpol are now involved in the search.

Imagine not knowing where your daughter, sister, or friend is for seven days. The uncertainty is unbearable.

Please take a moment to share this post. It could reach the one person who has information that helps bring Lucy home safely. 🙏❤️

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@AnnaThurmanLDN @Se_Railway Got stuck in this at London Bridge hope everyone close by is ok and safe 🙏

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@MarkOrmrod Same 💪🕺🏻

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

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@21metgala Aaaah yippee 🥳 ♥️🌹

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@metamacky ❤️

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@PatsKam 😆

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@PaulCowland_ Wow 🤩

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@CrazyVibes_1 ❤️

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@OldHollowTree Hobbit life is a good life ❤️

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@Nithya_Shrii Let’s do it 💕

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Camping is complete buIIshlit. It is not comfortable, it is not fun. Bugs are everywhere.

I like my bed or a nice hotel bed.

I will visit you at your camp. I will hang out by the fire for an hour or two drinking. But I am not sleeping there all night and being miserable.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I spent 4 hours yesterday updating my resume to apply for a mid-level PM role.

The listing said they wanted someone with 10 years of experience in a software that was invented 4 years ago.

I clicked apply and was immediately redirected to a third-party portal that asked me to upload my resume, which I did.

Then it asked me to manually type in every single detail of the resume I had just uploaded.

Why did I upload it if I have to type it again?

Is the uploaded PDF just a ceremonial offering to the HR gods?

I spent 40 minutes breaking down my career history into tiny mandatory text boxes.

The portal required me to list a start and end date for every job, but the calendar widget wouldn't let me type the year.

I had to click the back arrow month by month to get to 2002.

My wrist started cramping somewhere around 2018.

Then it asked for my high school GPA.

I'm 44 years old.

I don't even remember the name of my high school mascot, let alone my proficiency in AP European History.

After the history lesson, came the behavioral assessment.

It presented me with 75 statements and asked me to rate them from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree."

One statement was "I prefer to work alone but also thrive in team environments."

That is a paradox.

I'm being asked to evaluate a philosophical contradiction by a recruiting algorithm.

I just clicked "neutral" for everything out of spite.

The final step was a mandatory video cover letter.

I had to record a one-minute pitch explaining why my core values align with a B2B SaaS company that sells inventory management software.

My core value is being able to afford groceries and paying my internet bill on time.

I put on a dress shirt over my sweatpants, stared into my webcam, and lied for 60 seconds.

I said I've always been profoundly passionate about supply chain optimization.

Nobody is passionate about supply chain optimization.

I clicked submit and immediately received an automated rejection email.

The timestamp said it was sent zero seconds after I applied.

I was evaluated and deemed unworthy by a line of code at the speed of light.

Next time I'm just going to wrap my resume around a brick and throw it through their office window.

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@m4rk1964 ❤️❤️❤️

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

This is the reality after a hot day at the Bournemouth beach

Bottles, rubbish, food packaging and broken items scattered across the sand leaving others to clean up the mess and impacting the environment, wildlife and the people who work tirelessly to keep our coastline clean