Shirley Carter

Official twitter for Shirley Carters fetted minge - Parody account

[Shirley Carter @ShirleysGrowler]

@DavidHornbyUK UNT.

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Saturday seems like a great day for a comeback. Shirleys Growlers gonna be dragging itself round walford again!! #eastenders

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Due to personal reasons @ShirleysGrowler will be deleted wef midday today. Cheers for the laughs guys.

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@LucyBealexx it's quality babe, nearly outta tequila tho, wanna go the minute mart and kick shit outta zainab?

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@aaPhilMitchell lol no fanks phil I'm full from Andrews pies

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@wellardE20 @LucyBealexx yeah Wellard you silly furry cunt

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@LucyBealexx whoop and indeed whoop again

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@helenflanagan1 looking good, far superior with short dark hair tho my dear x

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@Imogen_Thomas what on gods green earth is a skater dress ms Thomas??

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@__Stevie that what happens when I wear crotchless chaps!

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@zooiieeyy lol that's my best pic ever, full sleeve now tho

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@realmillybelle any time babe x

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@88Mclernon cheers gal I will try and stay strong. Derek has a cock like a twiglet! #EastEnders

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@JacobStreet69 I am, well spotted

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im off to empty my arse on the floor of McClunkeys, liam can clean it up on his double shft..cunt. #eastenders

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@DeniseFoxenders but de-kneez he wore a striped jumper!?!? Are you mental? :)

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@MrsArthurFowler I decided to go for the 'al Capone' look tonight gal lol

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@Fitzaay no chance, I've survived an apocalypse and aids already, I'm going nowhere babe lol