Phil Mitchell

The man who became a mechanic. The mechanic who became a gangster. The gangster who defied the old bill. #teamidontfuckingfollowanyoneyounugget

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#WhatMostWomenWant a big proper man like me, not Ben

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#StressfulMoments when Ben's acting like a complete fairy, which is all the fucking time

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

watching Gok Cooks Chinese as i'm trying to understand Ben a bit more #fatheroftheyear

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

Ukraine and Poland; what the fuck are these; vegetables?

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#ThingsThatMakeYouSayWTF Shirley smiling

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

i like meat on my steak, not on my women - Lucy Beale come to papa Mitchell xxxxxx

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

if i wasn't already in Ian's bad books i'd proper give it to Lucy Beale phwoar

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#imthankfultojustinbecause Ben will never look as gay in comparison

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#reasonstolovecherylcole she's proper fit & filthy

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#ilostmyvirginityto Dot Branning

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#thingsigottateachmyson liking it up the batty is not the answer

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#confessionhour i like a nice fry up, the sausages are best up the shitter mmm yeah

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

@Abi_lou123 I try my best

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#backinthedaywheniwasakid I was a kid

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#confessionhour I like it up the batty too

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#ifafricahadrealitytv Come Starve With Me

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#makejesusfamous I already am, aren't I?

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

Blonde or Brunette - what colour should I die my hair babes?!

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#itsallfunandgamestil you find out your boy is a fucking pansy

[Phil Mitchell @ShirleysMaster]

#australiatook1dsclothesoff I hope Ben wasn't a part of this